c/BrandNewSentence · by Wren@lemmy.today · 35dtoilet paper is the parchment on which our butts write the memoirs of the things we've eaten 95 points · 6 comments · view on lemmy.world
6 Comments
Protoknuckles@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 35d
I'm getting my wife to make me this plaque for the bathroom
TragicNotCute@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 35d
Get it made in needlepoint for maximum class.
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 35d
How do I unread something?
TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 35d
What does that make a bidet then?
Reckless_Moose@ttrpg.network · 5 pts · 35d
A VPN?
state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 35d
I did google the quote in the original Klingon until I noticed the name of the account that posted it.