BLÁSKÓGABYGGÐ, ICELAND—Expressing regret that the interruption would delay the highly anticipated video game adaptation, the producers of A24’s upcoming Elden Ring film announced Tuesday that the project had stalled after a red phantom named TwinkPunisher invaded the set. “Despite our security team’s best efforts, a loincloth-wearing invader with the handle TwinkPunisher was able to gain […]
[The Onion] A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set
https://theonion.com/a24s-elden-ring-film-stalled-after-red-phantom-named-twinkpunisher-invades-set/
11 Comments
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 27 pts · 34d
Ughh I bet this guy gestured when he should have been setting up a kill.
Wait, no. He's good.
Siethron@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 34d
Wait is TwinkPunisher a Twink who is also a Punisher, or do they punish Twinks?
rockerface@lemmy.cafe · 13 pts · 34d
Why not both?
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 34d
Probably
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 34d
Yes.
crispbacon99@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 34d
Its The Punisher's not so subtle Alt account
ruuster13@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 33d
It's the latter. If you know gay culture you already understand.
Godric@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 34d
Well, what is it?
Fire up the BASS CANNON
hakase@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 34d
It's an older meme sir, but it checks out.
Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip · 6 pts · 33d
So uhhhh, where might one find this twink punisher?
RichardDegenne@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 33d
Try finger, but hole