Now I wonder why he has bed all to himself? It's a complete mystery why a NiceGuy™ like him can't find a partner. Yes, a total mystery that even Sherlock Holmes couldn't work out!!! Mystery.
It's not dick shaming. If anything, it's identity shaming, since people like this tie their identities to their number of guns and the size of their penises.
Pointing out "no penis" is pointing out they have no identity of their own.
28 Comments
DaddleDew@lemmy.world · 78 pts · 33d
I am a proponent for allowing responsible gun ownership.
But morons who use them like fashion accessories or as a substitute for a personality like that disgust me.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 32d
That gun on the left made me scared on his behalf. I know to treat it like it's loaded, you do too, and so should he!
DaddleDew@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 32d
I used to be in the Army. I've slept with a rifle. You don't do it like that.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 33d
Yeah! Took him down a peg!
wake@quokk.au · 12 pts · 33d
He's into that
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com · 19 pts · 33d
This is just the plot of the game PolyArmory
(which btw, definitely check out its a fun free game and brilliant writing)
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 33d
10/10 pun
whats_a_lemmy@midwest.social · 3 pts · 32d
That is one hilarious premise
applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 33d
as a lesbian, i always use my ass to make up for my lack of pussy
crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 33d
The placement of the gun on the left makes this look like a problem that'll solve itself.
Ioughttamow@fedia.io · 13 pts · 33d
Maybe one of them will blow its load in him
D_C@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 32d
Now I wonder why he has bed all to himself? It's a complete mystery why a NiceGuy™ like him can't find a partner. Yes, a total mystery that even Sherlock Holmes couldn't work out!!! Mystery.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 32d
He's clearly found some partners. He's an ammosexual.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 32d
Pressing a gun against my head every time I go to sleep, because I'm healthy and normal and not in any way regretting an entire lifetime of choices.
Untamed_Star@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 27d
this is starting to sound like suicide. Idk if that was the intention but still.
No1@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 33d
It's not a flattering angle for that picture.
I can see straight up his mangina.
Doomsider@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 31d
Question, do you unload the gun when you fuck the barrel or is the possibility of getting your dick blown off part of the thrill. Asking for a friend.
BadmanDan@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 32d
Holy shit. Destroyed him! 😭
Gork@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 33d
Ha.
IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf · 1 pts · 9d
Idk why some anarchists are anti-gun
don't we need them for the revolution?
what are we gonna do? spit at the riot cops?
minorkeys@sh.itjust.works · -14 pts · 33d
Oh wow, a dick shaming joke...how devastating...
Telorand@reddthat.com · 14 pts · 33d
It's not dick shaming. If anything, it's identity shaming, since people like this tie their identities to their number of guns and the size of their penises.
Pointing out "no penis" is pointing out they have no identity of their own.
minorkeys@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 33d
They used less penis as the criticism of the joke. It's dick shaming.
Godric@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 33d
GunDickJoke, entertaining and original, what a zinger
Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 33d
C'mon I like guns I own 15 or so but this is commentary about a certain subset of gun owners we can all make fun of.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 32d
You present an interesting argument, like the Unibomber.
But my point is the first half of what I said.
deft@lemmy.wtf · 4 pts · 32d
I disagree. And this is a hill I'll die on.
"Dick small" isn't body shaming. Because just like a gun, we all know it's about how you use it.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 32d