I beg to differ. You can't so effectively undermine and bypass the intentions of the subject you're satirizing without effectively understanding it. Most of everyone in this thread is probably into monster fucker lit or dark romance on some level
Try to ERP an AI. It's funny when you make a satirical post, less funny when the AI creates non-content, or thinks you want your heart ripped out, and eaten infront of you.
I think during that brief amount if time before everyone realized how ass generative ai was I tried using a mob boss stylized one. It didn't really know how to handle me not telling it to make sex at me. This intended dominant personality could not extricate itself from a submissive and pandering role because at it's core the whole thing is built to be a sycophantic sex toy and those behaviors will bleed through in whatever application you try to use it for. But if you got one to actually act somewhat aggressive, good for you I suppose. There is a community of dames who decided to date ai because it made them feel safer to explore that stuff
His vampirisim restricting his self control gave an aura of a man struggling to contain his own power, and she was what pushed him over the edge and to lose control of himself. If anyone else had done what he did they'd be a creepy predator, but when he did it he was the sexiest, sweetest creature to ever lay his hands upon her.
He mysterioused mysteriously as he rolled up his sleeves revealing his strong forearms. His proud manhood stood at attention like a soldier returning from the great war, traumatized by months of unending death and torment the veins pulsating through his member quivered like a soldier experiencing a flashback.
Using his wolf like fangs, unrelated to werewolves, he bites gingerly, slowly, cautiously, gently, carefully, methodically, sluggishly, and ever so gradually into your neck as he claims you for generations to come, in more ways than one
Tbf I would be interested too if they just added in "he was billionaire because he has been working as tenured professor for last 700 years. I cannot emphasize it enough when I say he was NOT a plantation owner."
He did own a company that owned a lot of plantations, sure, but he wasn't directly overseeing any of his businesses because he was so dedicated to his true passion: teaching extremely outdated views on ethics, race, and eugenics.
I can't stop thinking about all the fucked up shit a tenured professor of 700 years would be teaching. Jump up and down to not get pregnant, women and people with other skin tones aren't really human like us, the wonders of lobotomy, throwing virgins into volcanoes to stop earthquakes and ensure good harvests, how to beat the devil out of people who insist on writing with their left hand...
And it's even better because the whole time you're staring at him dreamily like "Yes, this is the ideal man for me." :D
But what if they were evil billionaires for everyone else, but financially generous with you specifically? What if you made them lose millions just with your presence, what if they couldn’t control themselves around you? You mention liking Green Day, and the next day your billionaire has hastily reinvested everything in solar energy for you. You’re the only one who can influence them, they NEED you. They’re disgusting but your love can tame them.
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sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 118 pts · 10d
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 12 pts · 10d
AI in a nutshell.
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 10d
How so?
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 9d
It has no concept of the content it is talking about, and is so bland and well, disinterested.
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 9d
I beg to differ. You can't so effectively undermine and bypass the intentions of the subject you're satirizing without effectively understanding it. Most of everyone in this thread is probably into monster fucker lit or dark romance on some level
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 9d
Try to ERP an AI. It's funny when you make a satirical post, less funny when the AI creates non-content, or thinks you want your heart ripped out, and eaten infront of you.
Nwm, that's pretty damn funny too.
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 9d
I think during that brief amount if time before everyone realized how ass generative ai was I tried using a mob boss stylized one. It didn't really know how to handle me not telling it to make sex at me. This intended dominant personality could not extricate itself from a submissive and pandering role because at it's core the whole thing is built to be a sycophantic sex toy and those behaviors will bleed through in whatever application you try to use it for. But if you got one to actually act somewhat aggressive, good for you I suppose. There is a community of dames who decided to date ai because it made them feel safer to explore that stuff
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 9d
"It's curtains for you, capiche?" Nibbles on your ear and licks your eyeballs
Oh, I tried to provoke an AI by saying I will fight it, it just makes threats, and keeps getting ready until you get bored and thrash it.
It just takes the abuse, and continues shit talking.
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 9 pts · 9d
Omegaverse
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 9d
Ooh, that's a deep cut. Yeah that one too, +1 for boypreggers billionaires (sick band name)
Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip · 72 pts · 10d
Perfect pairing to "breasted boobily"
FireRetardant@lemmy.world · 69 pts · 10d
His vampirisim restricting his self control gave an aura of a man struggling to contain his own power, and she was what pushed him over the edge and to lose control of himself. If anyone else had done what he did they'd be a creepy predator, but when he did it he was the sexiest, sweetest creature to ever lay his hands upon her.
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 36 pts · 10d
He mysterioused mysteriously as he rolled up his sleeves revealing his strong forearms. His proud manhood stood at attention like a soldier returning from the great war, traumatized by months of unending death and torment the veins pulsating through his member quivered like a soldier experiencing a flashback.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 10d
blackbrook@mander.xyz · 17 pts · 10d
Woah, look at the helmet on that one!
lemmyman@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 10d
Is that Mark Watney
moncharleskey@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 10d
No, that's Jason Bourne.
Big_Boss_77@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 10d
I think it's from this movie
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 10d
I thought it was this one:
https://inv.nadeko.net/embed/W31e9meX9S4
diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 10d
Go on, im almost there 🤤
Denvil@piefed.world · 8 pts · 10d
Using his wolf like fangs, unrelated to werewolves, he bites gingerly, slowly, cautiously, gently, carefully, methodically, sluggishly, and ever so gradually into your neck as he claims you for generations to come, in more ways than one
Godric@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 10d
🤢
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 10d
Idk what this is, but I'm staking them both.
lime@feddit.nu · 27 pts · 10d
ayn rand?
...oh, actual vampires.
adam_y@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 10d
PrimeErective@startrek.website · 6 pts · 10d
Maybe Anne Rice, then
P1k1e@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 10d
You had me at "Vampires billionairly"
inari@piefed.zip · 16 pts · 10d
Stop, I can only get so wet
daggermoon@piefed.world · 12 pts · 10d
What?
StillAlive@piefed.world · 21 pts · 10d
Dark romance
lemmyman@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 10d
Rah rah ah ah ah
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 9d
Tbf I would be interested too if they just added in "he was billionaire because he has been working as tenured professor for last 700 years. I cannot emphasize it enough when I say he was NOT a plantation owner."
Abyssian@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 9d
He did own a company that owned a lot of plantations, sure, but he wasn't directly overseeing any of his businesses because he was so dedicated to his true passion: teaching extremely outdated views on ethics, race, and eugenics.
Abyssian@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 8d
I can't stop thinking about all the fucked up shit a tenured professor of 700 years would be teaching. Jump up and down to not get pregnant, women and people with other skin tones aren't really human like us, the wonders of lobotomy, throwing virgins into volcanoes to stop earthquakes and ensure good harvests, how to beat the devil out of people who insist on writing with their left hand...
And it's even better because the whole time you're staring at him dreamily like "Yes, this is the ideal man for me." :D
yakko@feddit.uk · 10 pts · 10d
Do we really need to be dunking on monsterfucker romantasy? Let them have this!
GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone · 33 pts · 10d
Look I get that they're actual monsters, but I really don't think billionaires should be included in the monsterfucker kink.
atomicorange@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 10d
But what if they were evil billionaires for everyone else, but financially generous with you specifically? What if you made them lose millions just with your presence, what if they couldn’t control themselves around you? You mention liking Green Day, and the next day your billionaire has hastily reinvested everything in solar energy for you. You’re the only one who can influence them, they NEED you. They’re disgusting but your love can tame them.
KittyCat@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 10d
What greater monster is there but the one who actually exists?
apftwb@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 9d
God bless this website.
luciferofastora@feddit.org · 2 pts · 9d
No god is gonna set foot down here if they wanna keep it
minorkeys@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 10d
They are one of the closest things we have to real monsters. They should definitely be included.
diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 10d
Do you like mysterious vampire billionaire perchance? 🥺👉👈
yakko@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 10d
No because it's conceptually inelegant, vampire billionaire is just redundant
Zarobi@aussie.zone · 9 pts · 10d
If we make fun of monster girl foxussy hentai we can also make fun of monster boy smut vampenis
FirmDistribution@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 9d
Yes.
But seriously, Idk. They seem like light jokes.
Hupf@feddit.org · 1 pts · 9d
Getting https://youtube.com/@elisabeth_wheatley vibes from this.