Riker needs to know

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26 Comments

OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world · 67 pts · 28d (2 replies)

OS2Warp@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 28d

Son of a bitch!

OpenStars@discuss.online · 12 pts · 28d

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ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 28d

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 28d

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 28d (2 replies)

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

OS2Warp@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 28d

dalekcaan@feddit.nl · 6 pts · 28d

negativenull@piefed.world · 28 pts · 28d

Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de · 25 pts · 28d (1 reply)

Very good! I will never forgive you for this.

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 28d

WagnasT@piefed.world · 24 pts · 28d (1 reply)

Fuck. Well played.

Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de · 21 pts · 28d

Damnit. Well played

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 28d (1 reply)

Does this... Count?

DarkSirrush@piefed.ca · 7 pts · 28d

The background objects follow the pattern.

1 light | 2 statues

2 pillars statues? Busts? | vaguely L shaped lines

masterspace@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 28d (1 reply)
PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 28d

You obviously Riker maneuver it. Duhh

PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 28d (1 reply)

I KNEW IT.

I've been saying a bunch of other memes were loss and people told me they weren't, but I KNEW - it's ALWAYS loss

hopesdead@startrek.website · 8 pts · 28d

It took me way too long to realize you were referring to that comic.

P1k1e@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 28d

Sonofabitch I just put that together

sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 28d

Danggit

cyclonedusk@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 27d

It's false. No way. Not this time. We created it. No, not this time. It's totally made-up. Pure fiction. It's fiction. It's fiction! We made it up. We made this one up. It's a made-up tale. It's a total fabrication. It never happened. It never happened. This one was invented by a writer. Not this time, it never happened. It's false; it never happened. It's fake. It's fiction! It's an urban legend that never happened. No way. We got you. Not a chance. Not this time. It never happened. It never happened. We made this one up. It's fiction. We made up this one. We made it up. Not this time. Wrong. Not this time. Not this time, you're wrong. Not this time, it never happened.

(referencing this :3)

AgentBigCactus@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 27d

Shit. That's fuckin' good.

bless@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 27d

Pack it up, We've reached peak meme

Sunflier@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 27d

Riker's questions are so basic. Could imagine some really dumb ones:

Have you ever sat on a couch?

or

Have you ever ridden on a choo-choo train?

or

Have you ever breathed air?

*Edit: many of those questions are eerily similar to one of those commercials for attorneys, like:

Have you ever been hit by a car? Call Riker and Riker.

or

Have you ever had a structured settlement, but you need cadh now? Call W.T. Riker, 877-Cash-Now