That HD employee has definitely used that line about 80 times already.
As they should, if it's not to the same person
You never know, it might work the 81st time.
Just a bunch of guys hanging around the plywood. One of the guys drops a pencil from his ear, mumbles "whoopsiedaisy" and catches it on the first bounce.
"That one" she points.
Husbands are fish in tanks at the Asian grocery store.
Wait... I thought Home Depot was out of husbands due to high tariffs.
mail in husband
ICE took those. 😬
Many such cases.
Male in husband 👉👈?
Aisle 6, next to the drywall hammers.
Why would drywall hammers even be a thing, isn't drywall this super weak material even literal babies can punch through? Lol
You need a special hammer to avoid shattering it.
Because it is hung with nails or drywall screws.
Hey, shooters gonna shoot their shots
15 Comments
proudblond@lemmy.world · 111 pts · 28d
That HD employee has definitely used that line about 80 times already.
schnokobaer@feddit.org · 65 pts · 28d
As they should, if it's not to the same person
Fmstrat@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 28d
You never know, it might work the 81st time.
tetris11@feddit.uk · 74 pts · 28d
Just a bunch of guys hanging around the plywood. One of the guys drops a pencil from his ear, mumbles "whoopsiedaisy" and catches it on the first bounce.
"That one" she points.
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 16 pts · 28d
Husbands are fish in tanks at the Asian grocery store.
Zier@fedia.io · 36 pts · 28d
Wait... I thought Home Depot was out of husbands due to high tariffs.
wopalopa@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 28d
mail in husband
grue@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 28d
ICE took those. 😬
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 28d
Many such cases.
needanke@feddit.org · 3 pts · 26d
Male in husband 👉👈?
mycodesucks@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 28d
Aisle 6, next to the drywall hammers.
bridgeburner@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 28d
Why would drywall hammers even be a thing, isn't drywall this super weak material even literal babies can punch through? Lol
AeonFelis@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 28d
You need a special hammer to avoid shattering it.
WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 28d
Because it is hung with nails or drywall screws.
griselbrandalf@reddthat.com · 13 pts · 28d
Hey, shooters gonna shoot their shots