I was relaxed in my recliner on a Saturday night. Supposed to be admitted to the hospital for lengthy treatment on Monday.
She had 2 routes that she used when she sat with me or climbed for her window seat. This particular night, she chose to jump right up the side of my legs, she gouged my R lower leg. This resulted in a significant injury which now needed additional treatment during the early days of hospitalization.
That selfish bitch must have known that her favorite lap was about to disappear for a month.
12 Comments
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 22d
... its pupils are differently dilated.
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 22d
The duality of cat
bdonvr@thelemmy.club · 6 pts · 22d
Also possibly brain damage
Zarobi@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 22d
Well they are an orange cat…
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 22d
A wizard did it
starik@lemmy.today · 14 pts · 22d
Comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable
Elting@piefed.social · 3 pts · 22d
Comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable.
Dagobah@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 22d
This too shall puss
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 22d
Negative feedback loops are key to dynamic equilibrium.
bhamlin@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 22d
True neutral.
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 21d
My wench totally stressed me out a few weeks ago.
I was relaxed in my recliner on a Saturday night. Supposed to be admitted to the hospital for lengthy treatment on Monday.
She had 2 routes that she used when she sat with me or climbed for her window seat. This particular night, she chose to jump right up the side of my legs, she gouged my R lower leg. This resulted in a significant injury which now needed additional treatment during the early days of hospitalization.
That selfish bitch must have known that her favorite lap was about to disappear for a month.
BradleyUffner@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 22d
There is a perfect level of stress where you do your best cat food opening.