Freshly ruled

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39 Comments

Thorry@feddit.org · 29 pts · 23d (8 replies)

Alright I would totally screw these into a socket and plug it in. In the backyard obviously, but still, I would not be able to resist!

expatriado@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 23d (5 replies)

i hope they're not E26 mount or any other light bulb standard, nor counterclockwise E26, since those work in hotel rooms

glitch1985@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 22d (3 replies)

Why are hotel rooms backwards?

expatriado@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 22d (1 reply)

looks like several decades ago stealing the bulbs was a thing, so they were designed so if you stole them would be useless at home

glitch1985@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 22d

Oh jeez that makes sense. It's late and after reading the other reply that it was to stop people from stealing them I was thinking to myself I'm sure people could figure out they had to unscrew it the other direction. Thanks for explaining like I'm 5.

Yosmonkol@piefed.social · 1 pts · 22d

To prevent people from stealing them. I'm pretty sure most places just have integrated LED fixtures nowadays.

AzuraTheSpellkissed@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 22d

Why not, tough? It probably just wouldn't do anything.

::: spoiler Though technically... It could be built to cause a short circuit, that would be beyond stupid and a breaker should prevent any serious damage. :::

notabot@piefed.social · 10 pts · 23d

Would we hear about it in current events?

festnt@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 22d

i thought that's what you're supposed to do to heat it up before drinking

AzuraTheSpellkissed@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 24 pts · 23d

What a bright idea

snoons@lemmy.ca · 22 pts · 23d (3 replies)

Those look so throwable. Just a lil' alcohol and a napkin; so set to fight fascim after a light refreshment.

_stranger_@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 23d (2 replies)

A screwdriver isn't that flammable. You're better off with real lightbulbs that shatter, everclear, and zero OJ.

snoons@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 23d

Oh, ofc. I meant to drink the OJ then restructure global economic systems.

SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 22d

Just use gas and some motor oil in a bottle like a normal person.

Doodleschmit@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 23d (7 replies)

In terms of being a cup, a lightbulb seems like it would be one of the worst objects to choose. So why do I also think it'd be satisfying to take a little swig from these?

kernelle@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 23d (4 replies)

Bring in the Orangina

anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 23d (3 replies)

Oh-ran-jean-ah Or Orang-eye-nah?

SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 22d

Orange vagina

black0ut@pawb.social · 3 pts · 22d

I've always said oh-ran-jean-ah

kernelle@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 22d

The first one is how I say it, but it's available all over Europe

SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 23d

The gremlin in your brain demands ✨novelty✨

finalarbiter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 23d

I feel like they're a step above the conical water cooler cups you can't set down. These at least appear to have a resealable top.

BodePlotHole@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 23d (10 replies)

Reminds me of the old Orangina bottles

flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 23d (9 replies)

I'm sorry, the what?

Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk · 17 pts · 23d (1 reply)

These were common in the 80's, perhaps nearly 90's. I remember the ads for them on TV and tried them only a couple of times. They were advertised more fancy than they actually were.

Spezi@feddit.org · 10 pts · 23d

In Germany and France at least, they are still available. They taste better now than a few years back because now it tastes more like orange again.

Spezi@feddit.org · 7 pts · 23d (1 reply)

Thats also what trumps mouth is called.

flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 23d

Thank you, that's almost pants-wettingly funny

Leviathan@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 22d (2 replies)

Do you prefer Orangussy?

flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 22d (1 reply)

Absolutely - just no lightbulb!

Cort@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 22d

Orangussy as requested

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SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 22d (1 reply)

Watered down, carbonated orange juice. It's actually quite good.

flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 22d

Just needs a sniffle of whisky!

jaschop@awful.systems · 6 pts · 23d

This gives me strong Belter drinking bulb vibes.

otterpop@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 23d

And here I thought smoking meth out of a light bulb was the worst use I'd ever seen of one.

TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 22d (2 replies)

"Comes with a free crack pipe!"

some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 21d (1 reply)

Used to use them for a rudimentary weed vape. Heat source was half a Clementine Peel filled with olive oil with the center pith as the wick. No, Im not joking lol. Was actually extremely efficient

TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 21d

Goddam MacGyver stoners! jk i would sometimes smoke hash with two hot knives and the top of a bottle of water

cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 21d

delicacy