c/microblogmemes · by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 27dIs that sourdough bread on your counter, or are you just happy to see me? 345 points · 29 comments · view on lemmy.world
29 Comments
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 70 pts · 27d
call dibs on the inevitable yeast joke
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 52 pts · 27d
I think it has a yeast infection
starik@lemmy.today · 29 pts · 27d
Sorry, someone else already called dibs.
ObscureOtter@piefed.ca · 46 pts · 27d
skunk@lemmy.zip · 40 pts · 27d
Looks delicious, would love to eat it! 😋
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 27d
But can you find the starting point?
skunk@lemmy.zip · 25 pts · 27d
I just ask whoever gave me the bread the best manner of eating it. Every loaf is different you know.
qarbone@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 27d
I could eat a loaf for hours.
--Nick Cage
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 27d
That quote lives rent free. So fucking creepy lol
qarbone@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 27d
Honestly, it has tainted peaches for me.
SuiXi3D@fedia.io · 21 pts · 27d
I should call her.
BoosBeau@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 27d
Do NOT call her.
Noodle07@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 27d
Breadussy ! Hot and moist
0ops@piefed.zip · 13 pts · 27d
Looking submissive and breadable
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 12 pts · 27d
Sourdough Bread Boussy
ignotum@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 27d
Me: NNN is going really well
The bread on the counter:
snoons@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 27d
American Bread
NatakuNox@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 27d
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
wuffah@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 27d
I wanna eat that bread.
Marthirial@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 27d
Fleshlight, 2500 B.C.
neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 27d
Lesbians 🤝 Ducks 🤝 Bank robbers
“Let’s get that bread!”
CMDR_Horn@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 27d
Be sure to warm it up first before you dive in
fenpy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 27d
Drip some Mayo on it and smash it.
ODuffer@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 27d
Something something footlong
Meron35@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 27d
Yeasty goodness
Landless2029@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 27d
Damn I recall seeing a donut shop from some European country asking adults very suggestively how to dip thier penis or vagina donuts...
It was great. You could order a big black cock or a creamy pussy. The servers really laided into it. Can't find the gif now though...
But now you can make them at home!!
https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Commercial-snack-food-baker-3-pcs_1600491706715.html
es_eskaliert@feddit.org · 4 pts · 27d
Sourdussy
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 3 pts · 27d
It seems okay from the outside but I'd like to see the crumb before I call it a success.
Did she post a picture of a nice spread for us?
yakko@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 27d
At least the yeast has been neutralised