I like spell check in theory. I disable autocorrect bevause it's fucking stupid. But I like having the option to mistype something and fix it with one click.
My mother and I communicate in autocarrot. We both have atrocious, worse than MD handwriting (we both worked for years in the "helping MDs not destroy the world" industry cause their handwriting is better than ours. Reading theirs is a game. Reading ours is a nightmare. I once had a classmate in college ask to borrow my notes. She asked why I wrote them in code. I didn't) and being able to understand each other over text ruins the fun
I legit need this question answered, what if she isnt fat but she is thick? Like how the hell do i communicate that to someone without making them mad as hell. As someone(which seems to be a pretty large part of people) i love it when someone isnt completely thin and everything but its really hard for me to communicate that in a loving way, yeah i can say big ass and tits or whatever but that isnt everything. Blessing if anyone has experience with this lol.
You put a "fuck yeah you're sexy mmmmm" intonation in your voice and kiss them when you answer. The one time my wife asked, I told her "maybe I'm biased but I fucking love the way you llook". They aren't asking whether they are fat, they are asking whether you find them attractive. Erase that insecurity
Sometimes it’s the last (or only) word sent so I just, type and hit enter and as I hit enter I see it swapping it to something wrong and there’s nothing I can do about it.
It's usually the opposite problem for me, I expect the autocorrect to add punctuation or correct the last word in a comment and it doesn't because it only works after a spafe
I got a keyboard that actually fully turns autocorrect off because the default Gboard would turn it back on randomly and also choose to autocorrect words only after hitting the send button so proofreading didn't help.
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HAL_9_TRILLION@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 29 pts · 22d
I disable it. Also spell checking and grammar checking and all that shit. Drives me mad.
Mac@mander.xyz · 10 pts · 22d
Mr top
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 22d
I like spell check in theory. I disable autocorrect bevause it's fucking stupid. But I like having the option to mistype something and fix it with one click.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 21d
My mother and I communicate in autocarrot. We both have atrocious, worse than MD handwriting (we both worked for years in the "helping MDs not destroy the world" industry cause their handwriting is better than ours. Reading theirs is a game. Reading ours is a nightmare. I once had a classmate in college ask to borrow my notes. She asked why I wrote them in code. I didn't) and being able to understand each other over text ruins the fun
Hey, only two tangents. I'm getting better!
iknewitwhenisawit@fedinsfw.app · 5 pts · 22d
My partner disables autocorrect too, so reading those messages is a bit like a Rorschach test.
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 22d
yep, it is wrong more often than it's right nowadays
toiletobserver@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 22d
Duck auto core wrecked
Pudutr0n@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 22d
mooooo! i hate it when that happens
Smaile@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 22d
auto correct being a little to correct
TheFrirish@tarte.nuage-libre.fr · 4 pts · 22d
iOS keyboard moment
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 22d
I legit need this question answered, what if she isnt fat but she is thick? Like how the hell do i communicate that to someone without making them mad as hell. As someone(which seems to be a pretty large part of people) i love it when someone isnt completely thin and everything but its really hard for me to communicate that in a loving way, yeah i can say big ass and tits or whatever but that isnt everything. Blessing if anyone has experience with this lol.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 21d
You put a "fuck yeah you're sexy mmmmm" intonation in your voice and kiss them when you answer. The one time my wife asked, I told her "maybe I'm biased but I fucking love the way you llook". They aren't asking whether they are fat, they are asking whether you find them attractive. Erase that insecurity
TwistedTurtle@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 22d
I don't have an answer but I wish you luck walking that tightrope.
nullspace@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 21d
These heifers got nothin' on me.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 21d
No is the wrong answer anyways.
Hell yeah baby now show me some cheek is the right answer with a little gropey (if you're relationship is at that point)
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 22d
The extra 'o' reads as sarcastic, doomed either way
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · -12 pts · 22d
Proofread? It's not that hard.
realitaetsverlust@piefed.zip · 12 pts · 22d
The hands sometimes act faster than the brain can control them.
usrtrv@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 22d
I've had it autocorrect words that were both spelled correctly and used in a grammatically correct way. Fuck autocorrect.
TowardsTheFuture@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 22d
Sometimes it’s the last (or only) word sent so I just, type and hit enter and as I hit enter I see it swapping it to something wrong and there’s nothing I can do about it.
Zorque@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 22d
It's usually the opposite problem for me, I expect the autocorrect to add punctuation or correct the last word in a comment and it doesn't because it only works after a spafe
vrek@programming.dev · 4 pts · 22d
If that was not intentional it's funny as hell
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 22d
Yeah. Sorry.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 4 pts · 22d
I got a keyboard that actually fully turns autocorrect off because the default Gboard would turn it back on randomly and also choose to autocorrect words only after hitting the send button so proofreading didn't help.