he was embarrassed, i was surprised but flattered

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aketawi@quokk.au · 76 pts · 6d (3 replies)

glad the trip to Seoul is going swimmingly Violet

keep us posted

did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 6d (2 replies)

i also already made some local female friends and they’re taking me to a jjimjilbang😌

did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world · 62 pts · 6d (4 replies)

he apologized and said he hasn’t had any action in a while, got overly excited, and finds me too hot🤯

Blurntout@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 6d (2 replies)

Mans sounds sexually oppressed I think you should unshackle him

CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 6d

She said Korean

ICastFist@programming.dev · 8 pts · 6d

The whole culture seems sexually repressed, if you look at it. The internet loves to joke about holding hands being the culmination of porn, but it feels like they treat anything beyond touching hands as sexual

Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 6d

Hope you checked how big the load was 🤭

rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 6d

SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 34 pts · 6d

„Making out“

„Nothing physical“

I mean...

Mac@mander.xyz · 14 pts · 6d (1 reply)

This is shitpost not cumpost. Get it together.

/s

PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 6d

Come on now... OP put the nationality in there

AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 6d

Glad youre enjoying life violet 💀

skunk@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 6d

It's all in the mind lol

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 5d (2 replies)

I need to figure out this mental makeouts technique you have and use it on my wife. She's across the room right now and she currently suspects nothing. Any tips?

ButtermilkBiscuit@feddit.nl · 13 pts · 5d (1 reply)

Do the dishes, instant panty dropper.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 5d

My panty suspenders just went sproing

666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 6d

That is so me (i'm not korean or dad aged)

icelimit@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 6d (1 reply)

How are the Korean classes going?

did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 6d

great

lots of fun

started yesterday & i have them in the morning

ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 6d (1 reply)

Once I made a male cum with just my leg

He was dog tho

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 5d

I think the dog did it to himself.

Like we had this outside stray. It, uh, really liked this blanket we left out in a bin for him to sleep in. Kept fucking that damn blanket.

gray@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 6d

Sounds like a fun time tbh

EntheoNaut@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 6d

It's happened to cum'st of us

don't judge

ji59@hilariouschaos.com · 3 pts · 6d

TheLonelyIsland made a song about this.

FluorideMind@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 6d (2 replies)

Second time I'm reading and commenting on a post with this exact topic.

Peppycito@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 6d (1 reply)

Welcome to lemmy. Crossposts as far as the eye can see.

ICastFist@programming.dev · 3 pts · 6d

Might as well rename lemmy into crossings

Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 6d

Always happy to see that you're having a good time, violet