actually none 😇 my nickname is due to my favourite fetish 😼
Don't worry, not a pedo 😅 but looking to capitalise on them due to my petite teen appearance 👀
Oh and btw, I did use to suck my xbf dick while still at school 😊
Romesh Ranganathan on Taskmaster described it (positively) as "giving Robocop a blowie." I think the companies making them should jump on that marketing phrase.
51 Comments
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 9d
WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 8d
Happy cake day!
seathru@quokk.au · 3 pts · 8d
Fuck yeah! Hand me that horse cock sized RooR.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 8d
Fuck that! We smoked our weed out of apples and tin cans like our hogcrankers before us
aldhissla@piefed.world · 36 pts · 9d
Alt view: vapes prepare you for pleasuring our future robot overlords ☝️
ceenote@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 9d
Gotta have SOMETHING to offer them if you don't want to be liquidated
NatakuNox@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 9d
Better to be Lubrication over Liquidation
Triumph@fedia.io · 23 pts · 9d
Sucking robot dick trained me to vape. Checkmate, atheists.
popekingjoe@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 8d
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 8d
Nice try, still not vaping
sundray@lemmus.org · 19 pts · 9d
Where do we train for robot cunnilingus?
Slovene85@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 8d
Close enough
silver@das-eck.haus · 4 pts · 8d
Runescape on the nub got me prepared
elvith@feddit.org · 4 pts · 8d
https://xkcd.com/243/
cylinder0093@fedinsfw.app · 5 pts · 8d
I think you just hold the button until it resets. That's what a friend told me anyway
nymnympseudonym@piefed.social · 2 pts · 8d
Pressing down on the little red button and very gently rocking
... can produce gushes
Asafum@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 9d
"Why did they even design you to have this?? Who designs robots with dicks!? Mad scientists are real!"
CelloMike@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 9d
*mad engineers
Most mad scientists are actually mad engineers
Do you have a mad control group? Which mad journal did you publish this in?
rumba@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 8d
Randal Monroe, there is an XKCD article in here.....
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 8d
If they're running an experiment without a control group that has more than one subject, they're mad empiricists.
CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social · 9 pts · 9d
Who designs robots with dicks? Sex-tox companies in a society that has relatively cheap consumer robots, presumably.
saltesc@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 9d
And if that's the case, peeps are probably getting one so they can suck some dick.
Mnem667@retrofed.com · 17 pts · 8d
Personal Electronic Nicotine Inhalant System
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 9d
Crosspost this to the Shirts That Go Hard community.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 9d
cylinder0093@fedinsfw.app · 5 pts · 8d
There is art everywhere, if you know how to look for it
yourpetiteschoolgirl@fedinsfw.app · 10 pts · 9d
I prefer to stick to normal ones 😊
OldSageRick@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 9d
Not with this nickname please
yourpetiteschoolgirl@fedinsfw.app · 0 pts · 9d
Don't worry, I'm 18+ 😘
BoosBeau@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 9d
Damn, how many classes you fail??
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 9d
ass > class
yourpetiteschoolgirl@fedinsfw.app · 1 pts · 8d
glad you like it! 😘 follow for more 💙🩵
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 8d
Likewise!
yourpetiteschoolgirl@fedinsfw.app · 1 pts · 8d
actually none 😇 my nickname is due to my favourite fetish 😼 Don't worry, not a pedo 😅 but looking to capitalise on them due to my petite teen appearance 👀 Oh and btw, I did use to suck my xbf dick while still at school 😊
Zacryon@lemmy.wtf · 8 pts · 8d
There's a fetish for everyone.
dasrael@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 8d
With the quality of teledildonics these days, I'm already there.... W's in the chat for my fellow Robosexuals!
magnetosphere@fedia.io · 7 pts · 9d
When the vape gets me high, it seems like a fair trade off.
dwemthy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 8d
If the robot dick gets me high still then I'm in. Basically the plot of Naked Lunch but robots instead of aliens, the typewriter is a laptop
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 9d
Romesh Ranganathan on Taskmaster described it (positively) as "giving Robocop a blowie." I think the companies making them should jump on that marketing phrase.
Triumph@fedia.io · 1 pts · 8d
Blowiecop
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 8d
Why is the "y" in you capitalized?
Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 8d
So you know it is about a human and not a robot.
waldfee@feddit.org · 1 pts · 8d
Perhaps they omitted the punctuation and it's supposed to be two sentences.
To the next question: What's the 'to' doing there?
Ekybio@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 9d
Damn, I need to start vaping ASAP!
qualia@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 8d
And my gender identity is 01.
Comment crossposted fromhttps://lemmy.world/comment/25026713rumba@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 8d
wait, is that int or bin?
nanometer1625@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 8d
Sure, but are you big-endian or little-endian?
thesohoriots@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 9d
Mmm the taste of some salty science
Sylaran@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 8d
Im so good at it 😌
magnolia_mayhem@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 8d
I had a staff sergeant tell me that in the military. He turned out to be gay. Anyway, still vaping.
architect@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 8d
Jokes on you!