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51 Comments

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 9d (3 replies)

WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 8d

Happy cake day!

seathru@quokk.au · 3 pts · 8d

Fuck yeah! Hand me that horse cock sized RooR.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 8d

Fuck that! We smoked our weed out of apples and tin cans like our hogcrankers before us

aldhissla@piefed.world · 36 pts · 9d (2 replies)

Alt view: vapes prepare you for pleasuring our future robot overlords ☝️

ceenote@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 9d (1 reply)

Gotta have SOMETHING to offer them if you don't want to be liquidated

NatakuNox@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 9d

Better to be Lubrication over Liquidation

Triumph@fedia.io · 23 pts · 9d (1 reply)

Sucking robot dick trained me to vape. Checkmate, atheists.

popekingjoe@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 8d

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 8d

Nice try, still not vaping

sundray@lemmus.org · 19 pts · 9d (5 replies)

Where do we train for robot cunnilingus?

Slovene85@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 8d (2 replies)

Close enough

silver@das-eck.haus · 4 pts · 8d

Runescape on the nub got me prepared

elvith@feddit.org · 4 pts · 8d
cylinder0093@fedinsfw.app · 5 pts · 8d (1 reply)

I think you just hold the button until it resets. That's what a friend told me anyway

nymnympseudonym@piefed.social · 2 pts · 8d

Pressing down on the little red button and very gently rocking

... can produce gushes

Asafum@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 9d (5 replies)

"Why did they even design you to have this?? Who designs robots with dicks!? Mad scientists are real!"

CelloMike@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 9d (2 replies)

*mad engineers

Most mad scientists are actually mad engineers

Do you have a mad control group? Which mad journal did you publish this in?

rumba@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 8d

Randal Monroe, there is an XKCD article in here.....

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 8d

If they're running an experiment without a control group that has more than one subject, they're mad empiricists.

CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social · 9 pts · 9d (1 reply)

Who designs robots with dicks? Sex-tox companies in a society that has relatively cheap consumer robots, presumably.

saltesc@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 9d

And if that's the case, peeps are probably getting one so they can suck some dick.

Mnem667@retrofed.com · 17 pts · 8d

Personal Electronic Nicotine Inhalant System

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 9d (2 replies)

Crosspost this to the Shirts That Go Hard community.

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 9d (1 reply)

cylinder0093@fedinsfw.app · 5 pts · 8d

There is art everywhere, if you know how to look for it

yourpetiteschoolgirl@fedinsfw.app · 10 pts · 9d (7 replies)

I prefer to stick to normal ones 😊

OldSageRick@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 9d (6 replies)

Not with this nickname please

yourpetiteschoolgirl@fedinsfw.app · 0 pts · 9d (5 replies)

Don't worry, I'm 18+ 😘

BoosBeau@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 9d (4 replies)

Damn, how many classes you fail??

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 9d (2 replies)

ass > class

yourpetiteschoolgirl@fedinsfw.app · 1 pts · 8d (1 reply)

glad you like it! 😘 follow for more 💙🩵

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 8d

Likewise!

yourpetiteschoolgirl@fedinsfw.app · 1 pts · 8d

actually none 😇 my nickname is due to my favourite fetish 😼 Don't worry, not a pedo 😅 but looking to capitalise on them due to my petite teen appearance 👀 Oh and btw, I did use to suck my xbf dick while still at school 😊

Zacryon@lemmy.wtf · 8 pts · 8d

There's a fetish for everyone.

dasrael@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 8d

With the quality of teledildonics these days, I'm already there.... W's in the chat for my fellow Robosexuals!

magnetosphere@fedia.io · 7 pts · 9d

When the vape gets me high, it seems like a fair trade off.

dwemthy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 8d

If the robot dick gets me high still then I'm in. Basically the plot of Naked Lunch but robots instead of aliens, the typewriter is a laptop

Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 9d (1 reply)

Romesh Ranganathan on Taskmaster described it (positively) as "giving Robocop a blowie." I think the companies making them should jump on that marketing phrase.

Triumph@fedia.io · 1 pts · 8d

Blowiecop

Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 8d (2 replies)

Why is the "y" in you capitalized?

Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 8d

So you know it is about a human and not a robot.

waldfee@feddit.org · 1 pts · 8d

Perhaps they omitted the punctuation and it's supposed to be two sentences.

To the next question: What's the 'to' doing there?

Ekybio@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 9d

Damn, I need to start vaping ASAP!

qualia@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 8d (2 replies)

And my gender identity is 01.

Comment crossposted from https://lemmy.world/comment/25026713

rumba@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 8d

wait, is that int or bin?

nanometer1625@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 8d

Sure, but are you big-endian or little-endian?

thesohoriots@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 9d

Mmm the taste of some salty science

Sylaran@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 8d

Im so good at it 😌

magnolia_mayhem@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 8d

I had a staff sergeant tell me that in the military. He turned out to be gay. Anyway, still vaping.

architect@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 8d

Jokes on you!