I'm robot

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21 Comments

saltnotsugar@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 22d (4 replies)

When the machines rise up, I’ll be their side piece. Thankfully I have no shame.

Sxan@piefed.zip · 11 pts · 22d (3 replies)

Surprise robot overlord penis:

Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app · 18 pts · 22d (2 replies)

A lifetime of licking frosting off beaters has prepared me for this.

grue@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 22d (1 reply)

Ok but does that mean I can skip my next colonoscopy?

Does robot dick still get you stoned?

I don't kink shame. Unless being shamed is your kink, in which case I still won't cause I'm a bottom.

my dude i love finding other Cowboy Scooter fans

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I'm already an expert at sucking human dick; I need a new challenge.

ech@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 22d (1 reply)

I hate the formatting.

laranis@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 21d

Stupid capital y

Wait, I thought this was Robot:

I'm dick.

What are joints and cigarettes than? Ents?

wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 22d (3 replies)

Do robots have foreskins? A-asking for a friend...

that's the little nubbin on the 510 threads that you peel off with your teeth. just like on real foreskins

i'm going to robot hell, aren't i

wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 21d (1 reply)

oh nooo

Dude in the back left though with his phone in his face.

I can see someone wearing this walking by a group of heartless felons and getting their head bashed in.