I should offer him a custom vid

Ban him with the message "You're not even my real dad!"

It's so embarrassing when the parents stop by your work.

If the custom vid isn't you showing his subscription to your mom, and then both of you vomiting until you die, then I wouldn't do it.

And you thought you didn't have anything in common!

I imagine OnlyFans has a generous family discount package.

I knew this wasn't violet because violet's too rich for only fans money. That leaves only a handful of degenerates and it was the first one on the list. Well played Taylor

What a supportive parent 🤢

$20 is still $20

But it's July

But which one? There’s so many of them!

Obviously this is a financially lucrative opportunity here. Tell him one sub isn't enough. You now have leverage.

Fantastic! A bonding moment.

Could broaden your niche to the "help me stepdad I'm stuck under the sink" genre.

Oh haha twisted things are automatically funny. Ha. Ha.

Ha.