I could put my penis on a cake in three years and it would sell for forty thousand dollars. The cake, not my penis, I mean. My penis would never be worth that much. Three nickels at best, and that would have to be on a Tuesday.
Wages always weirded me out. Wdym 1 hour of work, regardless of output, is worth $20 or whatever? No one outside of a corporate environment could rent me for $20 to do an hoir of work, but i also do that every week of the year.
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bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 68 pts · 5d
Success
jqubed@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 5d
Look at Ms. Moneybags; I’ve seen pastry chefs go into that much debt in culinary schools just to make $30,000/year!
architect@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 3d
That sounds like a really bad choice in school and career to go into. Bakers are already broke before college.
Impractical_Island@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3d
I could put my penis on a cake in three years and it would sell for forty thousand dollars. The cake, not my penis, I mean. My penis would never be worth that much. Three nickels at best, and that would have to be on a Tuesday.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 5d
A person's worth cannot be fairly measured in dollars.
Ariselas@piefed.ca · 30 pts · 5d
try applying for a mortgage
Zorque@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 5d
"Fairly"
grandel@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 5d
That's what Euro is for
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3d
And for everything else, there's Mastercard®️
far_university1990@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 3d
Willkommen bei der Schufa, würden sie gerne ihren Sozialen Kreditpunktestand abrufen?
Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 5d
Wages always weirded me out. Wdym 1 hour of work, regardless of output, is worth $20 or whatever? No one outside of a corporate environment could rent me for $20 to do an hoir of work, but i also do that every week of the year.
Drusas@fedia.io · 6 pts · 5d
And that's not what this meme is about.
dalekcaan@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 5d
Not fairly, no, but unfortunately in many cases that's exactly how it's measured.
endlesseden@pyfedi.deep-rose.org · 1 pts · 2d
but their stupidity often can!
Smaile@lemmy.ca · -2 pts · 5d
Yes it can, it's done all the time, this is cope.
Impractical_Island@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3d
Kids in general are usually worth a lot, if you know the market, of course.
MonkeMischief@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 3d
Username.... Hopefully doesn't check out!?!?
Impractical_Island@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3d
Yea, I'm Epstein's boss. I'm also Q and the 48th n 50th president of the United States, seeing as how I'm the second coming of the Christ, too.
vane@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3d
To work for someone who have trouble to write single sentence and use computer.
beefmayonnaise@feddit.org · -3 pts · 5d
At least the YouTube kid has done something for his money.