c/lemmyshitpost · by BallShapedMan@lemmy.world · 19dOh you think corn is your ally... 194 points · 25 comments · view on lemmy.world
25 Comments
digger@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 19d
So... not to rain on anyone's parade... But grain entrapment is a real thing and can be extremely dangerous. Have a link! https://farmher.com/sinking-in-corn-5-ways-to-stay-safe-when-handling-grain/
BallShapedMan@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 19d
True story! This is only 2ft deep. But don't jump in otherwise.
pigup@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 17d
Quickcorn! Watch out!
Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 19d
Here is your first lesson.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 19d
Was that meant for this post, by any chance?
Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 19d
How dare you insinuate that I made an error! The nerve!
(Yes.)
terranoid@lemmy.cafe · 1 pts · 19d
Wtf? Was that some New Orleans dialect of French or an island or south of france or something and just an old man?
Sounded so southern yet French
Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 19d
Rural Quebec
terranoid@lemmy.cafe · 1 pts · 19d
Ça s'explique
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 19d
There's French everywhere today!
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 19d
So glad the corn is still going
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 19d
The saga corntinues.
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 6 pts · 19d
Ah yes, brother, the maize rises.
SalamiDommie@lemmus.org · 6 pts · 19d
1 - I too am addicted to corn, I was exposed to it at too young an age. 2 - had a cousin die in a hopper long ago. Big family, but was still rough for everyone.
BallShapedMan@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 19d
Like your cousin, way to bury the lead.
What the hell happened?
(Scold me if me joke was in bad taste)
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 19d
Unless you're talking about putting old tire balancing weights into holes and covering them up, that's a buried lede.
SalamiDommie@lemmus.org · 3 pts · 19d
Name checks out
elephantium@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 19d
I was thinking much the same thing. Have an upvote.
SalamiDommie@lemmus.org · 3 pts · 19d
There is enough scolding on the internet. Enjoy yourself, and your free speech while you have both.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 19d
Corn piles are more fun than hay piles
BallShapedMan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 19d
They are oddly satisfying. Like bin of pebbles at souvenir shops.
someguy3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 19d
I didn't see beans until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but gassy.
BallShapedMan@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 19d
Fiber is my jam!
lyralycan@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 19d
Lol
A recent quote by someone in my city:
"I was born on the cob. That's why I'm so corny"
icelimit@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 18d
Ootl: what's with all the corn lately?