I eat my vitamins but get 0 hoes

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17 Comments

rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 34 pts · 13d (3 replies)

Sex is not necessary.

- sincerely, an asexual

Mac@mander.xyz · 4 pts · 13d

RIP u :(

Master@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 13d

100% of people who think sex is not necessary die...

searabbit@piefed.social · 2 pts · 13d

And my medication :(

TootSweet@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 13d (2 replies)

It's a scientific fact that everyone who doesn't have sex dies.

FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 13d (1 reply)

"Scientists say you can live forever if you constantly fuck"

kopasz7@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 13d

Not stopping is the hard part.

Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 13d (1 reply)

Have you tried different area codes?

SomGye@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 13d

TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 13d

Work = something you're interested and motivated in, btw, not just whatever job will give you a paycheck

barkingspiders@infosec.pub · 10 pts · 13d (1 reply)

tbf I'm pretty sure you can masturbate, that's just sex with yourself

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 13d

I'm pretty sure you can masturbate

But both my arms are broken, step mom!

CubitOom@infosec.pub · 7 pts · 13d (1 reply)

I just got a hoe from my local garden supply store.

Hell, I've even gotten a hoe from the local library once.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 13d

Very shrewd and conscientious of you to only get local hoes, though.

HasturInYellow@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 13d

Ok but real talk, I do all of that. I don't go out socializing, but I do interact with humans. Still obscenely depressed.

Maybe the world is just bad, guys.

IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf · 3 pts · 13d (1 reply)

weekly sex? what?

Septimaeus@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 13d

And embarrass your ancestors? Daily at least.