c/BrandNewSentence · by Wren@lemmy.today · 13dI eat my vitamins but get 0 hoes 187 points · 17 comments · view on lemmy.world
17 Comments
rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 34 pts · 13d
Sex is not necessary.
- sincerely, an asexual
Mac@mander.xyz · 4 pts · 13d
RIP u :(
Master@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 13d
100% of people who think sex is not necessary die...
searabbit@piefed.social · 2 pts · 13d
And my medication :(
TootSweet@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 13d
It's a scientific fact that everyone who doesn't have sex dies.
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 13d
"Scientists say you can live forever if you constantly fuck"
kopasz7@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 13d
Not stopping is the hard part.
Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 13d
Have you tried different area codes?
SomGye@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 13d
TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 13d
Work = something you're interested and motivated in, btw, not just whatever job will give you a paycheck
barkingspiders@infosec.pub · 10 pts · 13d
tbf I'm pretty sure you can masturbate, that's just sex with yourself
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 13d
But both my arms are broken, step mom!
CubitOom@infosec.pub · 7 pts · 13d
I just got a hoe from my local garden supply store.
Hell, I've even gotten a hoe from the local library once.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 13d
Very shrewd and conscientious of you to only get local hoes, though.
HasturInYellow@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 13d
Ok but real talk, I do all of that. I don't go out socializing, but I do interact with humans. Still obscenely depressed.
Maybe the world is just bad, guys.
IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf · 3 pts · 13d
weekly sex? what?
Septimaeus@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 13d
And embarrass your ancestors? Daily at least.