Maybe they travel around the universe just to document different big ass triangles. The pyramids are the reason they came. If we built a more impressive big ass triangle they might come back.
I wish i had the picture, but thise alens should have seen m'y 15 yo son, sands sculpture. It was a 3 foot.long sphinx with big fat butt and a dark mud poop. Hé dubbed it thé sphinxcter. Humain genius at work.
"If they've mastered big-ass triangles, than surely they've achieved world peace and conquered scarcity. Ah well, I guess there's nothing else for us to teach them"
You think humans are the hybrid of them aliens and the cat dude? You like aliens fucking cats bro? That's all of ancient Egypt ib a nutshell. Don't do crack cocaine kids, cuz then you end up like me, Alex Jones, Bill Hicks impersonator extraordinare!
21 Comments
kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 43 pts · 2d
This is my new favorite pyramids conspiracy theory: aliens arrived just after the pyramids were built.
Notyou@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 2d
Maybe they travel around the universe just to document different big ass triangles. The pyramids are the reason they came. If we built a more impressive big ass triangle they might come back.
k0e3@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2d
They still come but we never see them because they all keep going to the Bermuda Triangle.
Seleni@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1d
I mean, the Luxor wasn’t enough? We even made it glow!
Notyou@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 1d
It would be enough but that's staying in Vegas. They haven't heard of it.
pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 2d
lol
baltakatei@sopuli.xyz · 31 pts · 2d
They should come back in a few thousand years for Fur Affinity. Then they can see some wild body plans.
Kaput@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2d
I wish i had the picture, but thise alens should have seen m'y 15 yo son, sands sculpture. It was a 3 foot.long sphinx with big fat butt and a dark mud poop. Hé dubbed it thé sphinxcter. Humain genius at work.
RangerAndTheCat@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2d
I too wish you had a picture of these to gaze upon the glory the is Sphinxcter
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 8 pts · 1d
Aliens see the pyramids and have the same conclusion as idiot conspiracy theorists that they were built by a 3rd alien species.
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1d
That would actually make for a great sci-fi premise! Can I steal it?
"No way these monkeys built this!"
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 1 pts · 1d
Sure, but I get 3% of the profits for coming up with the idea. 😌
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1d
As you should... but I probably won't write a thing! Don't put that down payment on your dream house just yet!
1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1d
"If they've mastered big-ass triangles, than surely they've achieved world peace and conquered scarcity. Ah well, I guess there's nothing else for us to teach them"
warps away
Impractical_Island@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2d
You think humans are the hybrid of them aliens and the cat dude? You like aliens fucking cats bro? That's all of ancient Egypt ib a nutshell. Don't do crack cocaine kids, cuz then you end up like me, Alex Jones, Bill Hicks impersonator extraordinare!
Impractical_Island@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2d
Romaine wasn't grown in a day
underscores@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 2d
I like that they speak from their eyes
terranoid@lemmy.cafe · 5 pts · 2d
Third eye, probably trying to draw telepathy
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2d
I will say it's ancient equivalent of "comissioning your grave into being made a modernist art display."
mrmisses@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2d
It's weird that that alien has a hole in his neck in that one panel
arotrios@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d
Soundtrack for my space bros