Lifts back leg, licks own arse in front of cameras, saunters off without a care what anyone thinks. Seeks out the nearest person to give it everything it desires.
Sounds a perfect (pun deliberately avoided) fit!
Alternate ending; "Boris, is that you?" (That would be too insulting to the cat though to associate so closely)
24 Comments
manualoverride@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 2d
The Uk collectively deciding that all politicians are arseholes, and electing Larry the No 10 Cat as Prime Minister would be S-tier British humour.
Prime Minister Larry and deputy Prime Minister Binface would make me proud to be British.
TeaWithDani@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2d
Yall should replace the King with Larry.
Quokka@quokk.au · 13 pts · 2d
They wouldn't be a TERFascist attacking trans kids and Palestine protesters, so huge upgrade.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2d
I hear he's really racist against mice.
Quokka@quokk.au · 13 pts · 2d
Ah shit, you're right. I did some more digging into his background.
GhostFace@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 1d
Noooo you've got the wrong cat!
That's this one.
abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 2d
Everyone loves Larry.
kyub@discuss.tchncs.de · 11 pts · 2d
An animal as a leader would at least not make anything worse... so there's a real upside.
decolo@piefed.social · 7 pts · 2d
good band, too
kyub@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 2d
I had that in mind when typing... :)
boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 2d
For the uninitiated, Larry is far from the first official mouser of 10 Downing street, it's a time-honored tradition at this point.
qwertyasdf@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 2d
A leader I would die for
LadyButterfly@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 2d
Dying for Larry would be the greatest honour anyone could ever have
NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social · 5 pts · 2d
Even better than the lettuce and that was the best prime minister for decades
SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2d
The lettuce gave no one diahreea. That's at least one point for the lettuce
Redfox8@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 2d
Lifts back leg, licks own arse in front of cameras, saunters off without a care what anyone thinks. Seeks out the nearest person to give it everything it desires.
Sounds a perfect (pun deliberately avoided) fit!
Alternate ending; "Boris, is that you?" (That would be too insulting to the cat though to associate so closely)
FluidBeef@quokk.au · 3 pts · 1d
PM declares war on pigeons.
als@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2d
Larry (cat)
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2d
I love how official the article is. Early career and all included.
als@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2d
I mean, he is a civil servant who lives at number 10 after all. Clearly an important part of the government
username_1@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 2d
So you think that Britain doesn't have any problems left and the best behavioral model for the Prime Minister is licking his balls and demanding food?
addie@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 2d
We don't need Boris Johnstone back, no.
Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 2d
I'd take a PM who just licks his balls and demands food over one trying to cut welfare.
DakRalter@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 1d
It's an upgrade from an older model who liked to do things with pig's heads, so 🤷🏽♀️