Pants can't be on fire if soaked in shit

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Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 2d (3 replies)

Shit is flammable.

Gormadt@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 2d (2 replies)

Once dry, yeah

Fresh wet diarrhea ain't very flammable

daannii@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2d

Yeah I think the more dry it is, the more flammable.

Didn't people used to burn dried sheep or cow manure in the winter to keep warm?

Like, a really long time ago.

anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1d

The accompanying methane could would be though. Let us dream a little.

Lexam@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2d (1 reply)

Have you never set a bag of shit on fire? These two things are not exclusive.

Heikki2@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d

The point of lighting the bag of shit on fire was bag burned and when the homeowner decides to extinguish it, they decide to stomp it out.

Just be sure to not put it out with your boot