My post-MAGA proposal is the "America First Fund" (irony intended), which is where we put all the fines and confiscations from MAGA/ Sociopathic Oligarch Crimes. That fund will be the seed money for all the Socialist social programs we're going to start - Healthcare, College/ Trade School, Pre-school, Student Loan Forgiveness, etc.
And fines for Sociopathic Oligarchs will be a minimum of $1 billion per criminal count, including confiscation of entire corporations and even family estates that have behaved poorly, to be dismantled profitably, or operated properly, with all proceeds going to the America First Fund. Musk, Zuckerfuck, Bezos, Ellison, TRUMP, etc. will find themselves and their families destitute, and as the Founding Fathers of MAGA, they will be INELIGIBLE for any government assistance.
We'll make the MAGA Traitor Pedophiles pay for it all. They won't be needing all that money anyway, where they're going.
It really depends. A billionaire like Elon has almost no money to his name, but tons of wealth, and because of the monetary system we have, is responsible for the creation of trillions of dollars. He's made literally thousands of new millionaires as well.
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ceenote@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1d
That's pretty hot NGL
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1d
Caging billionaire peinses until they die of sexual frustration is also my fetish.
jackal@infosec.pub · 10 pts · 1d
While they watch their money be spent on public programs until they no longer are billionaires.
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 20h
Fuck I'm gonna cum
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 10h
My post-MAGA proposal is the "America First Fund" (irony intended), which is where we put all the fines and confiscations from MAGA/ Sociopathic Oligarch Crimes. That fund will be the seed money for all the Socialist social programs we're going to start - Healthcare, College/ Trade School, Pre-school, Student Loan Forgiveness, etc.
And fines for Sociopathic Oligarchs will be a minimum of $1 billion per criminal count, including confiscation of entire corporations and even family estates that have behaved poorly, to be dismantled profitably, or operated properly, with all proceeds going to the America First Fund. Musk, Zuckerfuck, Bezos, Ellison, TRUMP, etc. will find themselves and their families destitute, and as the Founding Fathers of MAGA, they will be INELIGIBLE for any government assistance.
We'll make the MAGA Traitor Pedophiles pay for it all. They won't be needing all that money anyway, where they're going.
eldavi@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 7h
you joke, but i've had the displeasure -- and also the pleasure to be honest -- of know that many of them get off on this.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 10h
Let's just cage the ENTIRE billionaire.
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1d
Billionaires don't deserve anything. They do nothing for the world but take.
krisevol@lemmus.org · -2 pts · 12h
It really depends. A billionaire like Elon has almost no money to his name, but tons of wealth, and because of the monetary system we have, is responsible for the creation of trillions of dollars. He's made literally thousands of new millionaires as well.
DebatableRaccoon@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 1d
Well, if we step over to this tiny guillotine...
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 15h
oui, step right this way
skunk@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 1d
facts 😤
Eternal192@anarchist.nexus · 3 pts · 1d
They can't, most of them don't have functioning penises.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 10h
Which explains a LOT.