Given how senile and self-centered he is, I'd be amazed if the number was less than one... It'd be so easy to gaslight him into thinking it was a sign of attraction.

1984@lemmy.today · 12 pts · 19d (1 reply)

Well you guys elected a 78 year old business billionaire as president so now you have to look at him and listen to him.

Even though I have real doubts the election was honest.

kevin2107@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 18d

👆

Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 19d (1 reply)

I have questions. Does the thong string run up the back of his head? And is there a tramp stamp on the bald under the rodent's nest?

curbstickle@anarchist.nexus · 9 pts · 19d

All the way down the pants then up the back

SourDragon@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 19d

I feel like this would be one of those "I'm Spartacus" moments

itisileclerk@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 18d

Now I understand why MAGA people get horny when they're in Trump's presence.

Dyskolos@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 18d

Did he really post that verbatim?

Though, nowadays, if you have to ask you can assume "yes".

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 18d (1 reply)

He should get it pierced.

modus@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 18d

At least he shaves it.

I'm sorry. I think It vomited a little while typing that.

mattyroses@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 18d

hey, he finally masked up!