Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the “vox populi” now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.
Whenever someone is reviewing anything and says "next!", thenextguy appears. If thenextguys antics are questioned, the person is simply reasured that this is, in fact, thenextguy.
12 Comments
starblursd@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 24d
Wake up samurai! We got a box to sit in
its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 24d
We've got a curtain to climb.
thenextguy@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 24d
Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the “vox populi” now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.
For those wondering.
its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 24d
So you're like a crazy person.
thenextguy@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 24d
I am quite sure they will say so.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 24d
They'd probably say "very".
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 24d
Very . . . vood?
beyoublahaj@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 24d
u/thenextguy lore:
Whenever someone is reviewing anything and says "next!", thenextguy appears. If thenextguys antics are questioned, the person is simply reasured that this is, in fact, thenextguy.
janewaydidnothingwrong@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 24d
Ooooh my goodness that is an adorable kitty
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 24d
Looks more like it wants to make sure it's not left behind.
dimjim@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 10d
V for vendetta? Papa Copia? Violent? The world may never know
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 24d
Iz box