I don't know if the average cop has made it into the 90s mentality yet. Where I grew up there is a greater than zero chance this still gets your ass beat.
Eh it's playing on that usage, but the tongue is firmly in the cheek enough that it's obviously not meant in a non-ironic way. As a queer guy I could see playing with the phrase that way, much like how my friends call each other the F word, and people wear "he/him/daddy" shirts at Pride, and all sorts of other ways we can make fun of ourselves and not take ourselves dead serious 100% of the time, which turns people off.
As a queer guy I could see playing with the phrase that way, much like how my friends call each other the F word,
My wife used to work with a guy like that, in a supermarket chain.
Around Christmastime he says to my wife..."You've heard of elf on the shelf? Well how about..."...and just stopped there, and straddled a long, thin loaf of French bread like a witch riding a broom.
My wife, being the type of ally who would never use that word, just kinda stared at him blankly. She didn't get it.
Meanwhile when she told me this story I nearly keeled over laughing. Not because of the joke but just because of her reaction to it.
The instinct to immediately pull over is a mistake, it arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Mash the pedal down and make the bastard chase you
No cop was ever born who isn't a sucker for a finely-executed hi-speed Controlled Drift.
Accelerate immediately. When you see the red light, do not stop. Speed up to 120 mph.
Force the chase. Drive to the next exit while signaling confusingly (e.g., indicating a right turn while staying on the freeway).
By forcing the officer to lose control of their vehicle while trying to keep up with your finely-executed hi-speed Controlled Drift, you shift the psychological dynamic. This makes him horny.
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gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 61 pts · 21d
What seems to be the problem, officer? 🥰
NatakuNox@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 21d
You seem to be hauling ass...
nullify3112@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 21d
I know that ACAB and rule #1 is keep your mouth shut but I would definitely open my mouth if a cop showed up like that 👄
bhamlin@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 21d
All Cops Are Bottoms
ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 21d
In the smaller/thumbnail version of this picture it looks like there’s a play button on his mound, which just makes this even better.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 21d
This would have been more effective in the 90s where people actually hated gay people.
I'm not saying it's right, or that I agree with it, but in the 90s it was socially acceptable to hate gay people.
Today? Today this looks like an obsolete joke whose punchline no longer lands.
Because I'm not gay, and I'm not a cop, but if I pulled this guy over as a cop, first thing I'd do is prey on this guys insecurities and homophobia.
The bumper sticker no longer points fun at cops, but rather identifies the wearer of said bumper sticker as an asshole.
ExtremeDullard@piefed.social · 39 pts · 21d
You miss the point: the message isn't for people of today, it's for pigs whose minds are stuck in the 50's.
gh0stcassette@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 21d
Who are generally the sort of people who become cops to start with
OwOarchist@pawb.social · 19 pts · 21d
Most cops still hate gay people.
cows_are_underrated@feddit.org · 1 pts · 21d
Just the cops?
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 21d
Used to? Waves vaguely at the US.
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 21d
People don't hate the gays anymore? Ohhh shit. I never got the memo. I guess I can come out to my parents now!
Yeah sit down straight guy. You don't get to tell us the climate of tolerance.
revelrous@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 21d
I don't know if the average cop has made it into the 90s mentality yet. Where I grew up there is a greater than zero chance this still gets your ass beat.
BigPotato@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 21d
New Hampshire is usually ten years behind on trends but that would put this car in 2016 instead so still kind of bigoted...
Then again, it's New Hampshire...
JoShmoe@ani.social · 1 pts · 21d
The sticker uses the word “gay” negatively. It insults a community like an afterthought.
turtlesareneat@piefed.ca · 6 pts · 21d
Eh it's playing on that usage, but the tongue is firmly in the cheek enough that it's obviously not meant in a non-ironic way. As a queer guy I could see playing with the phrase that way, much like how my friends call each other the F word, and people wear "he/him/daddy" shirts at Pride, and all sorts of other ways we can make fun of ourselves and not take ourselves dead serious 100% of the time, which turns people off.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 21d
My wife used to work with a guy like that, in a supermarket chain.
Around Christmastime he says to my wife..."You've heard of elf on the shelf? Well how about..."...and just stopped there, and straddled a long, thin loaf of French bread like a witch riding a broom.
My wife, being the type of ally who would never use that word, just kinda stared at him blankly. She didn't get it.
Meanwhile when she told me this story I nearly keeled over laughing. Not because of the joke but just because of her reaction to it.
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 21d
Why? You could easily argue he’s just had a prolific sex life with a string of cops
wezzzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 0 pts · 21d
I agree stupid bumper sticker
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 21d
Unless I’m getting pulled over every day, the sticker just makes the driver look like a turd.
Gates9@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 21d
BigPotato@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 21d
Shit, why argue? I'm a criminal. I knew it was wrong and I did it anyway.
zarathustrad@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 20d
The instinct to immediately pull over is a mistake, it arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Mash the pedal down and make the bastard chase you
No cop was ever born who isn't a sucker for a finely-executed hi-speed Controlled Drift.
Accelerate immediately. When you see the red light, do not stop. Speed up to 120 mph.
Force the chase. Drive to the next exit while signaling confusingly (e.g., indicating a right turn while staying on the freeway).
By forcing the officer to lose control of their vehicle while trying to keep up with your finely-executed hi-speed Controlled Drift, you shift the psychological dynamic. This makes him horny.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 21d
"Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?"
"Because you're hoping I'm gay?"
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 21d
I’ve seen this porn
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 20d
Oh yeah, you sexy sexy Camry...
Solrac@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 20d
Yeah, except most married cops probably have Grindr
HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 19d
Reminds me of this (sfw) animation: https://e621.net/p/4rrhf
Akasazh@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 20d
Hey now, not all cocksuckers are bad cocksuckers!
theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 21d
Gay cops are still oppressors just as much.
EntheoNaut@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 21d
ACAG