And one of my best friends is Para, stories for years. Some so endearing, most frigging gross. Shout out to all that are EMTs/Para/Fire/ER nurses and docs!

over_clox@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 15d (1 reply)

So you mean someone may have eaten Mark Zuckerberg?...

Gork@sopuli.xyz · 12 pts · 15d

Gotta eat the rich somehow.

Agent641@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 15d (1 reply)

Are we talking a gecko, or a Perentie?

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 15d

Ask it about car insurance. It's the only way to be sure.

molten@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 15d

Probably an animal at the vet

saltesc@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 15d (2 replies)

In someone's head, this is a situation for an ER.

I hope they waited hours and hours because they just never made it off bottom priority.

Simulation6@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 15d

I remember being at a party and some dude showing off and biting the head off a gecko someone had caught ( he was a moron and rum was involved). 1 hour later he was sick as can be and spewing from both ends.

IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf · 1 pts · 13d

this IS an emergency, a live lizard in your body

wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 15d

Though the mouth, right?

...right?

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 15d

Their name: Lizards Georg.

naught101@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 15d

Isn't that called eating? There aren't many poisonous lizards

fartographer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 14d

Reminds me of the old "I had a dream last night that I was eating a giant marshmallow, and when I woke up, my pillow was gone!"