Sisyphus Myth [PBF]

The Perry Fellowship Bible | website

::: spoiler Transcript Comic in 4 parts

Part 1: Zeus points down from Mt. Olympus at a skinny, shirtless man

Zeus: Mortal. I condemn you to push a boulder uphill forever.

Part 2: the skinny man pushes a boulder with his back to the rock up a hill.

Part 3: “Later”

Part 4: Zeus grumbles, his arms akimbo, at the sight below him. A buff man gestures at a boulder upon which lounge 2 beautiful women. A chubby guy next to him triumphantly lifts a small rock. Another man can be seen struggling to push a small boulder up the hill, while a woman below moves her boulder into place. Further up the hill another woman squats to lift her rock. At the base of the hill is a stand that reads “Sisyfitness”. A man with a shoulder bag exchanges money with another man behind the counter.

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Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works · 66 pts · 21d (2 replies)

One must imagine Sisyphus jacked

Sly2@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 21d

The reps themselves towards the Gains is enough to fill a gymrat's heart

Absolute_Slayer@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 20d

The struggle itself towards the heights is enough to fill a man's grain.

shroomato@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 21d

My man is drowning in sisypuss

FishFace@piefed.social · 22 pts · 21d

Sissy fitness you say?

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe · 11 pts · 21d

Let me tell you about my CrossFit club…

Mrkawfee@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 21d (2 replies)

When the Gods give you lemons...

SilverCode@lemmy.ml · 19 pts · 20d

...don't make lemonade - make the Gods take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see the God's manager. Make the Gods rue the day they thought they could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

moondoggie@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 20d

…have a lemon party

VibeSurgeon@piefed.social · 8 pts · 21d

Sisyphus squats are a real thing

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 5 pts · 20d (1 reply)

We must imagine Sysyphus as super ripped.

tetris11@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 20d

I mean I guess he's eating fine. Either he gets to go home every evening, cook a protein rich meal and have at it the next morning, or, if he has to sleep on the mountain, he must get decent deliveroo up there