You can put googly eyes on the sledge without changing its function. You can pain tthe mouth on the blade. Everytime it goes through the neck holder, it gets bloodier. Kinda like a cute vampire. 😙
If Guwutine doesn't get to eating soon, we're all going to be super sad, according to an awful lot of economists telling us that wealth redistribution is the only viable solution out of this mess.
I can agree to that. The problem doing it today would be how to extract cash from the wealth of today's billionaires. We could take out Elon and get morning on return because all his wealth is just ownership of companies that are all hype and no real profits. Someone like bezos would work because he does have a ton of assets ee could sell to China, but even then we wouldn't be able to do much with it.
The trade off would be the loss of millions of retirement accounts when the stocks collapse, and the debt machine gets unwound.
32 Comments
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 17d
Awww, Guwutine-chan is so cute!
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 17d
Blade isn't long enough. I wouldn't even cut half way through the neck.
some_designer_dude@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 17d
Pfft. That’s glass-half-empty thinking.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 17d
The fully attached neck being the empty glass, and a half-attached neck still getting the job done?
I feel like lifting the detached head out of the basket by the hair and watching the life drain out of their eyes is the selling point, though.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 16d
i thought it was the mime with a slide whistle that did sound effects for every chop
it better be, otherwise i've been practicing this slide whistle for nothing
db2@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 17d
The free market will take care of the rest.
MrRandom@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 17d
you gotta let them feel it
SalmiakDragon@feddit.nu · 1 pts · 16d
You sure? Look closely - the sharpened part of the blade is harder to see, almost white.
Trampampoline@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 17d
If I had a dime for every billionare killed with a guillotine in 2026, I'd... have the same amount of money. 🥲
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 17d
What was it that rich people say when they hear this? "Then pull yourself by the bootstraps, go out, and make money!" I will land you a guillotine.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 16d
i read that one book and i have been manifesting guillotines (and casting various hexes) for a decade now.
i'ma take credit for this one even though i didn't do it. i imagined it so it was totally me
wirebeads@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 17d
Choppy McChoppy face
Gork@sopuli.xyz · 13 pts · 17d
Giant googly eyes would be perfect for this.
frog@feddit.uk · 12 pts · 17d
You can put googly eyes on the sledge without changing its function. You can pain tthe mouth on the blade. Everytime it goes through the neck holder, it gets bloodier. Kinda like a cute vampire. 😙
chaogomu@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 17d
The guy who gives the blade a quick 120 grit sharpen with an angle grinder can even dress up like a dentist
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 16d
120 grit? amateur. we do 400 here. gotta slice that billionaire nice and thin for our soup
MrRandom@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 17d
party like it's 1799🍾
BlonksClown@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 17d
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 17d
What do you mean?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 16d
it's a joke about a candy bar advertism
Reygle@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 17d
Uwu Guillio-chan pwease hug all of the miwwionaires as hawd as you can
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 16d
If Guwutine doesn't get to eating soon, we're all going to be super sad, according to an awful lot of economists telling us that wealth redistribution is the only viable solution out of this mess.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 16d
Even the billionaires economists are saying the same thing.
Little1Lost@gehirneimer.de · 4 pts · 17d
i like the new version (titan sub)
Blackfeathr@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 17d
Me too
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 16d
i feel deeply for every engineer that worked on this that had to fake shock and sadness when it whoopsie doodled
umbrella@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 16d
i'm glad even most halfway reasonable people can agree with some variation on this. progress.
krisevol@lemmus.org · 0 pts · 15d
The years following the gelatines were horrible for a 100 years. I think I'll pass
umbrella@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 15d
the years preceeding it were worse, hence why they were needed.
krisevol@lemmus.org · 1 pts · 15d
I can agree to that. The problem doing it today would be how to extract cash from the wealth of today's billionaires. We could take out Elon and get morning on return because all his wealth is just ownership of companies that are all hype and no real profits. Someone like bezos would work because he does have a ton of assets ee could sell to China, but even then we wouldn't be able to do much with it.
The trade off would be the loss of millions of retirement accounts when the stocks collapse, and the debt machine gets unwound.
umbrella@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 15d
ownership of the means of production is far more important than cash.
we already have food and housing for everyone.
BreadOven@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 14d
I see a guillotine post and do 2 things. Like and then post a link to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYJ5ZViYhHQ
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 16d
senpai can you take a close and fast look at this mole on my neck?
:::
::: spoiler the mole in question