I have a great-great grandfather that abandoned society to go live in a cave. He was arrested for embezzlement back in the 1800s, and after he was released, he decided he couldn't face his family or community anymore. So he hopped a boat to Nova Scotia and set himself up in a cave.
Eventually, his wife managed to track him down. She begged him to come back, but he insisted on staying in his cave. I guess it was a really nice cave.
This makes me think you'd like the anime "Apocalypse Hotel". I don't want to explain why, as that might spoil one or two things, but you'll get it by the end.
16 Comments
bitteroldcoot@piefed.social · 19 pts · 3d
You do realize that once armed the Raccoons will turn on you?
You are more of a snack than a god.
ickplant@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 3d
I can change them.
prettybunnys@piefed.social · 3 pts · 3d
Yeah … into an armed band of raccoons with a taste for flesh.
Zwiebel@feddit.org · 8 pts · 3d
No honor among thieves
ceenote@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3d
Not if I make them recognize my value. It's not as if they can discreetly walk out of a grocery store with their pockets full of tasty candy.
terranoid@lemmy.cafe · 3 pts · 3d
"The thieves guild sees you and welcomes you," they hiss
tmyakal@infosec.pub · 8 pts · 3d
I have a great-great grandfather that abandoned society to go live in a cave. He was arrested for embezzlement back in the 1800s, and after he was released, he decided he couldn't face his family or community anymore. So he hopped a boat to Nova Scotia and set himself up in a cave.
Eventually, his wife managed to track him down. She begged him to come back, but he insisted on staying in his cave. I guess it was a really nice cave.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3d
I’m raccoons are cool, but, like…
EntheoNaut@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 3d
They need motorcycles too. Clearly.
spencerwi@feddit.org · 4 pts · 3d
This makes me think you'd like the anime "Apocalypse Hotel". I don't want to explain why, as that might spoil one or two things, but you'll get it by the end.
Ertain@feddit.online · 3 pts · 3d
I don't know about giving raccoons tiny swords and shields, since they may hurt themselves, or hurt you.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 1 pts · 3d
What about buying them sexy little raccoon outfits and opening up a racoon bordello?
ickplant@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3d
Ah, as always, some, uh, unique ideas from @SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 3 pts · 3d
I can’t be the only one to find raccoons attractive.
snoons@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 3d
minorkeys@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 3d
They won't let us do what we really need to do to cope. Isolation and disengagement isn't the answer.