Source: https://www.deathbulge.com/comics/447
Great timing, hell was running low on broccoli due to routinely forcefeeding them to everyone. (For the record I don't mind broccoli, in fact one of my go-to meals is mashing it into mash potato until the whole thing turns bright green and then you have it with sausages and gravy, now that's a meal.)
13 Comments
terranoid@lemmy.cafe · 31 pts · 23d
Learn how to season and cook veggies if your warlock child does this
i_need_your_bones@piefed.social · -1 pts · 22d
cally@piefed.blahaj.zone · 23 pts · 23d
Broccoli is supposed to taste good. Steam it, cool it down, then put olive oil on it.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 23d
This but add lots of garlic
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 22d
This but broil it instead of steaming it.
i_need_your_bones@piefed.social · 1 pts · 22d
Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de · 13 pts · 23d
I like broccoli. And brussels sprouts.
blackbeans@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 22d
The reason it is such a recurring theme is that broccoli and sprouts were cultivated to taste good over time. In the recent past, they had a more bitter taste which lead to some generations disliking them.
tiramichu@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 22d
Also that in the recent past, people didn't know how to cook.
I grew up with my parents serving me bland and mushy broccoli, and I hated it.
Now I cook broccoli oven roasted, or pan-cooked and slightly blackened, tossed in olive oil, seasoned well with salt and pepper. Maybe soy and garlic instead if I'm feeling it. Always al-dente and absolutely fucking delicious.
If I cooked broccoli the way my parents used to, it would still taste like shit - genetically sweeter or not.
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 22d
There is nothing worse to the eyes than that sickly yellow-green color of massively overcooked broccoli.
Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 22d
With garlic, olive oil and good seasoning you could make anything taste good.
Zarobi@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 22d
I just microwave it and love it lol
Sxan@piefed.zip · 3 pts · 22d
Broccoli is an excellent vehicle for mayonaise.
Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 22d
Your comment inspired me. Enjoy some authentic human-made, lazy MS Paint art.
Allero@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 21d
This is why I pay for Internet