George Carlin, is he was with us.... Go to a park! Go to a park and tell someone you lost your dog and his name is Stains and you're looking for him! It might take them a while, but they'll figure it out. So run! Run! But keep calling him! Cum Stains! Cum Stains!
9 Comments
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 48 pts · 9d
Cum, Stains!
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 9d
Komm, stains! nope, same auf Deutsch. Best bet for op is take the dog very far away, where they don't know what cum stains are? OK fine op can stay
LodeMike@lemmy.today · 12 pts · 9d
I don't get it
RogueBanana@piefed.zip · 9 pts · 9d
As someone already explained,
Come (Cum), Stains!
garbagebagel@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 6d
Don't people normally say "come here, (pet)"? Or "come on"?
chtk@feddit.nl · 12 pts · 9d
Which is why I named my dog Fire.
::: spoiler spoiler I totally didn't steal this from the game RoboCop: Rogue City. :::
altphoto@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 9d
George Carlin, is he was with us.... Go to a park! Go to a park and tell someone you lost your dog and his name is Stains and you're looking for him! It might take them a while, but they'll figure it out. So run! Run! But keep calling him! Cum Stains! Cum Stains!
Quilotoa@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 9d
You should have named it Stay. It would've really messed with the other dogs.
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 7d
My grandmother used to have a cat named Whiskey. She jokes that when she'd call for her cat, all the neighbourhood bums came