Pauline Hanson still doesn't like Mardi Gras, says sexuality should be 'behind closed doors'

https://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/pauline-hanson-still-doesnt-like-mardi-gras-says-sexuality-should-be-behind-closed-doors/p6o9x70vb

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Archimedes@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 33d

The standard position of the utterly unfuckable

AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social · 18 pts · 33d

Yes! Yes! Which is why whatever I have between MY legs and whatever I like to do in MY bedroom, which is closed to you, should be NONE OF YOUR AND YOUR CREEPY FRIENDS' FUCKING BUSINESS.

Aussieiuszko@aussie.zone · 15 pts · 33d

Pauline should be behind closed bars.

cerebralhawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 33d (3 replies)

So who's stopping her from keeping her own sexuality behind closed doors?

Also, Australia has Mardi Gras, too?

ryannathans@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 33d

Yeah it's real big and gets pretty sexual

Quokka@quokk.au · 3 pts · 32d

Yes and it’s run by a group of transphobes, catering to corporations and police over queer people.

But middle aged white gay men love it.

zero_gravitas@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 30d

Also, Australia has Mardi Gras, too?

It's the big annual gay pride march in Sydney: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sydney_Gay_and_Lesbian_Mardi_Gras

They use the name 'Mardi Gras' because at the time of the first one it was just synonymous with a street festival of any kind.

But Mardi Gras originated as a Christian celebration (also known as Shrove Tuesday) before Lent, so a lot of places have a Mardi Gras celebration connected to that tradition: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mardi_Gras

BucketBong@p.hobo.social · 11 pts · 33d

That bitch should be behind doors, preferably coffin doors.

AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 7 pts · 33d

Wife-beating, however, is perfectly fine

foofighter@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 33d (1 reply)
busted_Anoose@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 31d

Close, This is more approps: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v61h4AaiUF0

No1@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 32d

Can't
Understand
Normal
Thinking

finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 32d (3 replies)

The words 'Pauline Hanson' and 'sexuality' should never be in the same sentence. Now I'll never get another erection.

Zozano@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 31d (2 replies)

Now I'll never get another erection.

You know she'll die one day, right?

Rug_Pisser@piefed.zip · 3 pts · 31d

Oh look it popped right back up again!

finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 30d

BOINNNG!

dillekant@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 33d (2 replies)

Here's the thing: It probably would be if it wasn't criminalised. Like don't blame the gays when the straights did the thing.

busted_Anoose@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 31d (1 reply)

dillekant@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 30d

You have sunk my battleship.

a1studmuffin@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 33d

Pauline Pantsdown just as relevant 20 years later.

abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 33d (1 reply)

Everyone who says this flaunt their heterosexually like it's their job.

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 32d

I dunno. Her sugar mummy sure buys her a lot of toys.

Taleya@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 32d

shouldn't be in a party with Barnaby Joyce then looooooool

auzy1@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 33d

So should court cases about war criminals. She shouldn't be interfering

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 32d

sounds like someone that never had meaningful relationship, especially an intimate one.

Mothra@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 31d

Mardi Gras and its sexuality can stay behind your closed home door, Pauline, you don't need to open it, you don't need to go out

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 32d (1 reply)

Sure grandma, let’s get you to bed.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 32d

nursing home, and get her mood stabilizers ready.

busted_Anoose@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 31d

Lets agree we will keep teh ghey behind closed doors if you put your gimp mask back on forever

Doorknob@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 31d

But Barnaby said you were one of the gayest parties in the country