I don't drink and this is why...

But ... she looks like she's having fun!

I am like that after one espresso, not even martini in it 😅🤣🤣🤣

I don't drink because 0.001s after reaching the pictured state I go into the vomiting phase. Not enough fun, too much suffering.

I've never had an espresso martini but now I crave one

Same. I have too much fun once the alcohol starts flowing.

Oh gosh, that’s me after a few shots of Jägermeister. So many horribly fun decisions made lol