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18 Comments

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 140 pts · 39d (1 reply)

I will not eat them from my chair.

I will not eat them anywhere.

I do not eat moist maggot swirl.

I do not like it, creepy girl.

volore@scribe.disroot.org · 50 pts · 39d

of all the responses I would expect this post to generate, Dr. Seuss was not one of them

jobbies@lemmy.zip · 27 pts · 39d (2 replies)

Cured of... having $30?

IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 39d (1 reply)

And of not having 5 maggots

boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 38d

synapse1278@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 39d (1 reply)

Cured from life

kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 39d

I thought it said cursed. Which makes more sense to me anyways.

volore@scribe.disroot.org · 20 pts · 39d

fuck it, can't be more of a miserable crapshoot than trying different SSRIs. Bring on the maggots.

capt_wolf@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 39d

I have the distinct feeling this is more like SCP-049, who views aging as a disease and wishes to cure everyone from dying... by killing and resurrecting them as zombies.

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 39d

I tired this and it's disappointing. It's only like 4 or 5 maggots like in the picture. If you're going to do maggots you want writhing. Writhing takes at least 100 maggots.

Bazimon@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 39d

Jane Prentiss be like

TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 39d (3 replies)

This keeps getting reposted.... Why? 🤮

The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 39d (2 replies)

Ug, sorry to re-traumatize then. First I've seen it.

Noodle07@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 39d (1 reply)

Today's unlucky 10000

Lexam@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 39d

She only works in Spartanburg, SC. She doesn't travel. 😔

BoosBeau@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 38d

I tried this, but got impatient and just ate the whole couch after a few days.

Abyssian@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 38d

Hmm... it might be a bad sign that after reading I had to squint at the picture and try to justify feeling that she was now more attractive than she had been at first.