I have the distinct feeling this is more like SCP-049, who views aging as a disease and wishes to cure everyone from dying... by killing and resurrecting them as zombies.
I tired this and it's disappointing. It's only like 4 or 5 maggots like in the picture. If you're going to do maggots you want writhing. Writhing takes at least 100 maggots.
Hmm... it might be a bad sign that after reading I had to squint at the picture and try to justify feeling that she was now more attractive than she had been at first.
18 Comments
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 140 pts · 39d
I will not eat them from my chair.
I will not eat them anywhere.
I do not eat moist maggot swirl.
I do not like it, creepy girl.
volore@scribe.disroot.org · 50 pts · 39d
of all the responses I would expect this post to generate, Dr. Seuss was not one of them
jobbies@lemmy.zip · 27 pts · 39d
Cured of... having $30?
IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 39d
And of not having 5 maggots
boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 38d
synapse1278@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 39d
Cured from life
kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 39d
I thought it said cursed. Which makes more sense to me anyways.
volore@scribe.disroot.org · 20 pts · 39d
fuck it, can't be more of a miserable crapshoot than trying different SSRIs. Bring on the maggots.
capt_wolf@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 39d
I have the distinct feeling this is more like SCP-049, who views aging as a disease and wishes to cure everyone from dying... by killing and resurrecting them as zombies.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 39d
I tired this and it's disappointing. It's only like 4 or 5 maggots like in the picture. If you're going to do maggots you want writhing. Writhing takes at least 100 maggots.
Bazimon@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 39d
Jane Prentiss be like
TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 39d
This keeps getting reposted.... Why? 🤮
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 39d
Ug, sorry to re-traumatize then. First I've seen it.
Noodle07@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 39d
Today's unlucky 10000
BlueLou@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 39d
https://xkcd.com/1053/
Lexam@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 39d
She only works in Spartanburg, SC. She doesn't travel. 😔
BoosBeau@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 38d
I tried this, but got impatient and just ate the whole couch after a few days.
Abyssian@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 38d
Hmm... it might be a bad sign that after reading I had to squint at the picture and try to justify feeling that she was now more attractive than she had been at first.