That's what made me laugh, he pointed out one of the few states that doesn't suddenly have twins. Making fun of Ohio while not knowing what it looks like and being wrong about there being 3 of them on this map was beautiful, whether intentional or not.
You should be. Idk if you've ever been to Indiana, but one is worrying enough. Fucking racist, laziest, willfully ignorant place I'd call the taint of the nation, but that's not fair to taints.
Actually why I mentioned it! I’ve been there a decent amount.
I was going to say Ohio isn’t much better… but now that I think about it I’d prefer more Ohios than Indianas. I’ve known a number of genuinely good people from Ohio.
Don't say that. Ohio is a black hole. You will meet people from Ohio trying to escape no matter where you go, but they'll almost all be pulled back. Few manage to truly break free. We need to get rid of the one Ohio we have, not make more of them.
Depending on the map, I think Alaska would be the first state. Sometimes Alaska goes on holiday and visits Mexico, though. So, on this map, then it would be 87th.
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Rentlar@lemmy.ca · 42 pts · 16h
The New Cascadia is formed: I love my states of Oregon, Boregon, Coregon, Doregon, Foregon and New Moregon.
wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 16h
We don't talk about Eoregon, and do try to not wake it up. It'll just rope you into looking for its lost tail.
Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 11h
Somewhere in Utah, a family is reading your comment and taking notes on future baby names.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 9h
Wrong. That's California, northern California, Northerner California, mid California, Northest California then the others
Rentlar@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 6h
So the Spanish-derived names would be Norte California, Norte California MÁS (+25 kCal), Média California, Noreste California.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 5h
This country didn't create 1500 states to bow to some gibberish language.
/s obv but who knows
Malyca@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 12h
Don't forget Jefferson 🤣
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jefferson_(proposed_Pacific_state)
decolo@piefed.social · 32 pts · 15h
Pouring one out for the homies stuck in Triple Ohio
Abyssian@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 12h
As someone educated in Ohio public schools I can tell you that map only has one Ohio on it, and it looks completely accurate.
Sort of curious what state you're looking at and calling Ohio. And what public school system you were stuck in. :/
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 12h
I see Illinois, Sickinois, Dyinois, Deadinois, Outdiana and Indiana
Abyssian@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 12h
Yeah, and then Ohio. It comes after those ones. It's the one northlefter from the red circle by where it is.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 12h
The only state I see that's actually gotten mangled is Missouri.
Abyssian@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 11h
Yeah, I was curious what the person I replied to meant by triple Ohio.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 11h
I see states that might be Double Kentucky, Triple Kentucky and Quadruple Kentucky. But everything around Ohio is present and correct
Abyssian@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 10h
That's what made me laugh, he pointed out one of the few states that doesn't suddenly have twins. Making fun of Ohio while not knowing what it looks like and being wrong about there being 3 of them on this map was beautiful, whether intentional or not.
toynbee@piefed.social · 3 pts · 11h
So when do you go to space?
Abyssian@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 11h
I'd go right now if I could. Just give me a few hours of air and I wouldn't even ask for a return flight.
toynbee@piefed.social · 2 pts · 11h
Ohioan status confirmed.
1800doctorb@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 8h
Quadtucky
calliope@retrolemmy.com · 4 pts · 11h
I’m a bit worried about the Quadruple Indiana as well
MintyFresh@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 10h
You should be. Idk if you've ever been to Indiana, but one is worrying enough. Fucking racist, laziest, willfully ignorant place I'd call the taint of the nation, but that's not fair to taints.
calliope@retrolemmy.com · 1 pts · 10h
Actually why I mentioned it! I’ve been there a decent amount.
I was going to say Ohio isn’t much better… but now that I think about it I’d prefer more Ohios than Indianas. I’ve known a number of genuinely good people from Ohio.
Abyssian@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 10h
Don't say that. Ohio is a black hole. You will meet people from Ohio trying to escape no matter where you go, but they'll almost all be pulled back. Few manage to truly break free. We need to get rid of the one Ohio we have, not make more of them.
Zoomboingding@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 11h
There's like 6 Oregons and 9 North Carolinas
BitUnWise@programming.dev · 2 pts · 8h
Surely only one of them can be 'North' Carolina
InvalidName2@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 8h
Makes sense, as there are about that many different Southern BBQ styles, and now they each get their own Carolina.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 9h
On the other hand Nebraska is completely gone.
zipsglacier@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 7h
Its right there next to Wyoklahota
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 7h
Why Oklahoma indeed. My home state.
droans@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 6h
Triple Ohio? That's Eightdiana.
Unfortunately, it also comes with Fourtucky.
WalleyeWarrior@midwest.social · 1 pts · 10h
I wish there were 3 Ohios. That would mean trippe the number of Tony Packo's and Skyline Chilis
blitzen@lemmy.ca · 24 pts · 18h
Getting real loose with calling Virginia “literally” the first state.
hakase@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 15h
Doubly so since Virginia is a Commonwealth.
expatriado@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 18h
the state of confusion
ZC3rr0r@piefed.ca · 8 pts · 17h
"What the fuck is this?" - The obese states of America, obviously.
Zwiebel@feddit.org · 7 pts · 18h
Florida, Texas, Cali and Arizona and all the other states are there
0ops@piefed.zip · 2 pts · 13h
I like how Utah is annihilated
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 10h
Depending on the map, I think Alaska would be the first state. Sometimes Alaska goes on holiday and visits Mexico, though. So, on this map, then it would be 87th.
chunes@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 11h
Everyone knows you start in the upper left and go left to right, top to bottom. Duh.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 9h
Unless the Japanese started the first state. And we can never know if that happened.
fireweed@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 9h
Don't take "first state" bragging rights away from Delaware, it's all they have!
Etterra@discuss.online · 4 pts · 11h
Test your American geography: find the State of Lounnectington.
vala@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 7h
Anyone have the original map? This is surreal and hilarious.
vivalapivo@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 18h
The United Saucer of America
dwemthy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 14h
Indiana an a Indiana an a Indiana an a...
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 9h
Batman!
RebekahWSD@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 7h
I'm shocked NJ wasn't just thrown off the map.