c/lemmyshitpost · by Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 3dYou have to pay for those Mr.Flock 232 points · 21 comments · view on lemmy.world
21 Comments
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de · 30 pts · 3d
Sphincter based age verification legislation is probably already working its way through several US states and Australia by now.
NarrativeBear@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3d
Probably based on all the AI training data collected on sphincter captcha images.
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 3d
I hate those "find every body orifice" captchas. Does an earlobe count as an ear? Does a Mercedes C-class count, since they're exclusively driven by assholes?
sundray@lemmus.org · 5 pts · 3d
"AI Toilet Camera Raises $10M to Track Gut Health Where Wearables Cannot Reach."
NarrativeBear@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3d
"Where wearables cannot reach", sounds like they are just not trying hard enough.
justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 3d
THAT is a real shit post
justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 3d
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jsVgi8hoFFc
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3d
https://youtu.be/DJklHwoYgBQ
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3d
Okbut listen. Plumbing that could diagnose medical issues is absolutely an opportunity.
It also doesn't need to be connected to the fucking internet.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3d
But how will it maintain dynamic calibration, get new updates, and monetize children's buttholes?
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3d
Garrett Langley, this cunt right here. Looks like he wants to put cameras in bathrooms:
BigGovernment@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3d
How... How are you using the urinal that it's getting a view of your bare ass?
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 3d
Correctly
CorneliusTalmadge@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3d
Wait… how are you using so it doesn’t see your bare ass? asking for a friend.
Danarchy@lemmy.nz · 3 pts · 3d
Each of these has $300 in liquid gold inside of them so it would be a shame to tell all the tweakers this fact
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2d
That is plumbing for a urinal.
Danarchy@lemmy.nz · 1 pts · 2d
I could easily get $300 of water from plumbing for a urinal
sundray@lemmus.org · 1 pts · 3d
Subscribe to my OnlyFlocks, you freeloaders.
spicehoarder@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 2d
There was a short lived controversy about bathroom presence sensors. It was silly at the time...
boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 2d
What a shitty post
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2d
Thank you