c/lemmyshitpost · by Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 6dYeet 349 points · 26 comments · view on lemmy.world
26 Comments
mastertigurius@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 6d
The dad jokes department is over there, Sir.
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 6d
Schmuppes@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 5d
Oof.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 6d
I hate to admit how long this took me.
hOrni@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 6d
I don't get it? Is it because I'm not a native speaker? Is it because I'm too old?
iilwl@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 6d
Head, shoulders, "Nissan toes" (knees and toes).
callouscomic@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 6d
but.... those are toe nails, not just toes...
FLP22012005@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 5d
Do you think Nissan cars are shaped like giant Nissan logos?
Waterpumpee@lemmus.org · 7 pts · 6d
Nissan is pronounced here like (N)"is an" [idiot]. So this is hard for us.
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 5d
is sun
EntheoNaut@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 6d
And what is this saying (song?) attributed to?
I don’t have kids and still don’t get it..some sorta nursery rhyme?
Makeshift@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 6d
Very young kid's song. Kids tap or point at the body part when singing.
Head, shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes!
Head, shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes!
Eyes and ears and nose and mouth!
Head, shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes!
luthis@lemmy.nz · 4 pts · 6d
Um. It's mouth and nose, actually
Makeshift@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 6d
You're right, I mixed that up. Whoopsies.
nailingjello@piefed.zip · 3 pts · 6d
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1XnvLRiJq-s
EntheoNaut@lemmy.ml · -1 pts · 6d
..yeah not gonna do it
thanks though, now it makes sense but this really shoulda been posted on dadjokes
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 6d
Thanks babe
nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 6d
Can someone explain?
Syndication@lemmy.today · 10 pts · 6d
Its a pun on the song "head shoulder knees and toes".
Nissan sounds like "knees and"
dillekant@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 5d
In the downunderverse, we pronounce it "Nissan".
codapine@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 5d
I think it's more like "Nissan".
NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 5d
Round here we pronounce it "Nissan".
Toes@ani.social · 4 pts · 6d
This better not awaken anything in me
DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth · 3 pts · 6d
"I was just walking and my toes seized up. Turns out I have a self destructing transmission in my feet. Thanks Nissan!"
tired_n_bored@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 5d
Ghostwurm@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 5d
https://youtu.be/Y5w6m948vlY
Hueristic_Autistic@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 5d