linux rule

transcription: me installing linux on, on your computer

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47 Comments

jaschop@awful.systems · 68 pts · 1d (10 replies)

I grip your shirt (choose keyboard layout) and start lifting it over your head (selecting partition scheme), but you pull back, suddenly unsure...

"B-but this isn't one of those cringe distros, is it?"

forbiddencherry@lemmy.today · 39 pts · 1d (6 replies)

"No, it's not Arch"

urushitan@kakera.kintsugi.moe · 22 pts · 1d (2 replies)
4am@lemmy.zip · 19 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Was that link loading slow because it was installing a crypto miner, or because it was running off an old thinkpad in the back of someone’s apartment?

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 1d

Why not both?

Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 1d

btw

SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org · 3 pts · 1d

I am cringe and I am proud!

birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1d
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Kangae_Hishiryo@scribe.disroot.org · 14 pts · 1d (2 replies)

I have readed "I grep your shirt".

Linux has me really cooked, and I love it.

jaschop@awful.systems · 4 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Hang on while I look up the sed command to edit your shirt off...

zitrone@europe.pub · 5 pts · 1d
sed 's/shirt//g'
tomatoely@sh.itjust.works · 33 pts · 1d (12 replies)

Your tongue isn't a usb stick and my mouth isn't a usb port, dummy!!

QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 36 pts · 1d (3 replies)

*USB connect sound* *USB disconnect sound* *USB connect sound* *USB disconnect sound* *USB connect sound* *USB disconnect sound*

Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip · 8 pts · 1d

😳

degen@midwest.social · 2 pts · 1d

Fake, you never even flipped it around

birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1d

relevant (slightly or wildly nsfw)

helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1d (1 reply)

“ahh you put it in upside down.”

flips

“eww it’s still upside down”

flips to original postiton

“ooo keep going deeper. Fill me with your data!”

cloudskater@piefed.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1d

I'm imagining a whole fucking person just flipping on their head to continue giving the other head and then flipping back only for the other person to go "yeah, just like that"

N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 1d (3 replies)

that can be arranged

Crackhappy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1d (2 replies)

A promise or a threat?

DeLancre@piefed.social · 3 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Yes

Crackhappy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d

Hmmm delicious suspense.

vic_rattlehead@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1d

Maybe her pooter

Is a computer

socsa@piefed.social · 6 pts · 1d

My butt, on the other hand

socsa@piefed.social · 19 pts · 1d (4 replies)

Sudo systemctl disable clothing

Untamed_Star@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 1d

You fool, I use runit.

jaschop@awful.systems · 6 pts · 1d

you forgot --now

zitrone@europe.pub · 3 pts · 1d (1 reply)

*nothing happens*

oh you silly *quickly types*

$ sudo systemctl enable clothing

you don't want to stop clothing system wide, just for us two, luckily systemcuddle disable without the dash dash now flag doesn't immediately stop the systemd unit, so this didn't have any harmful effect. Instead lets just stop the user wide systemd units. *types*

$ systemctl --user stop clothing

*my clothes disappear*

and now for you *types*

$ sudo systemctl --machine socsa@ stop clothing

*your clothes disappear*

uwu

socsa@piefed.social · 1 pts · 20h

I guess

Shirow@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 1d (2 replies)

I already have linux :3

But let's distro hop together 👉👈

Zink@programming.dev · 8 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Oooh excuse me, b- but did your apt just brush up against my pacman?

Toga77@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1d

Sorry that was my dnf 😳

Redditmodstouchgrass@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 1d (3 replies)

...

Maybe I should try this Linux thing.

Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1d (2 replies)

I came out to my wife 5 days ago and started taking hormones yesterday. The pipeline is real (and beautiful)

birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Congrats! How'd the coming out go?

Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 23h

Very well. Shes actually much happier with my new personality. I think she always saw it, but I was too busy hiding it to be passionate or emotional at all. We're actually communicating and growing together.

Im still working on coming out to our friends and eventually my family

birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 1d

as for distros i can rec tumbleweed

Kangae_Hishiryo@scribe.disroot.org · 9 pts · 1d (2 replies)

I ACTUALLY DID THIS TO MY BF (best friend, not boyfriend... I think... Maybe... Oh no I'm getting turned on...) AND TO MY COUSIN LMAO.

SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org · 10 pts · 1d (1 reply)

You made out with your cousin while installing Linux on their PC? Well, good for you I guess.

Kangae_Hishiryo@scribe.disroot.org · 2 pts · 1d

I just noticed that this really sounds bad 😭💀

morto@piefed.social · 7 pts · 1d

Got a computer with blank storage here for ya ˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶

Aralakh@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 1d

Watching the installation process like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Sabata11792@ani.social · 7 pts · 1d

I had to install it my self again. Just like every night.

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 1d

Make sure you don't install a virus!

UxyIVrljPeRl@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1d

Can i watch?

Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip · 5 pts · 1d

Installs linux on your computer tenderly and gayly

SnerkRabbledauber@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 23h

Could also be "Paris in the the spring" rule.

Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1d
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erinmeow@piefed.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 23m

awawawawwawaa neeeed