c/dadjokes · by 64bithero@lemmy.world · 2dIf you’re happy 441 points · 36 comments · view on lemmy.world
36 Comments
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 78 pts · 2d
Clamp your hams
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub · 23 pts · 2d
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 50 pts · 2d
The last few posts like this that have been made, the comments were filled with people who didn't get it. I'm getting ahead of that 😤
Zorque@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2d
How dare you help provide context instead of mocking people who don't get it. This is the internet, non-gender-specific-sir.
lettruthout@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2d
Just not a good one.
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 2d
Barely
dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 42 pts · 2d
crank ur hog
MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 2d
I CRANKED MY HOG MULTIPLE TIMES TODAY BROTHER, BUT I STILL GOT MORE! ARRROOO
Plastic_Ramses@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2d
I TRIED TO DO WHAT IT SHOWED IN THE PICTURE BROTHER BUT NOW IM IN THE HOSPITAL WITH A VICE GRIPS LATCHED ONTO MY SWIM SUIT AREA.
AUNT GRETA ISNT GOING TO LIKE THIS ONE
AROOOOOOO
aldhissla@piefed.world · 6 pts · 2d
I CAN'T HEAR YOU, BROTHER! AROOOO!!!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2d
AH ROOO
Thunderwolf@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2d
AWOOOOOOGA
kinkles@sh.itjust.works · 36 pts · 2d
squeeze your meat
MasterNerd@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 2d
I tend to do that when I'm sad
kmartburrito@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2d
Compress your pork
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 2d
Easy there, this is a family friendly comm.
SpiffyPotato@feddit.uk · 16 pts · 2d
Vice your gammon…?
massive_bereavement@fedia.io · 15 pts · 2d
And you call them clamped hams despite the fact that they are obviously plated.
lime@feddit.nu · 6 pts · 2d
tvinga din kassler?
Emptiness@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d
Kan du va själv!
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2d
If you’ll all excuse me I’m gonna go “clamp my ham” if you get what I’m sayin… winks knowingly
FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 2d
Pinch your polska
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2d
Last time someone pinched polska they got bombed by the British
JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 1d
Not because of that.
JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 1d
Not because of that.
Mpatch@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2d
Dick in a vice?
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d
... in a box. In a tote bag, filled with sauce!
DickoTown!
Sibshops@feddit.cl · 4 pts · 2d
Squeezy your charcuterie
Daze@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2d
Clasp your Ham
Steve@startrek.website · 3 pts · 2d
Screw a ham?
Syltti@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2d
"Clamp your hams" is my guess.
Perrin42@mastodon.social · 3 pts · 2d
@64bithero
Clamp, clamp!
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1d
sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 2d
..put your clamped meat loaf slice on a plate with Mediterranean design.
farmgineer@nord.pub · 2 pts · 2d
ハムを治まる?
Vandals_handle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2d
're
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1d
Secure your gammon