There is a recurring joke in many Addams Family iterations where they’re moon bathing to keep themselves pale. I tried searching for a picture but all I got was porn
Well there actually was this one DC "hero" called Dogwelder who, well, welded dogs to people's faces. With a welder that looked suspiciously like a plasma cutter. Maybe Batman teamed up with him.
"I just believe in unsafe rimjobs. Very unsafe rimjobs. By the way, unrelated question, you like getting your booty ate and have any gastro disease triggers?"
There's a FoxTrot Sunday strip that has this. Jason kept going to Batman films at the theatre again and again and again... his tan line matched what was exposed from wearing his cowl for a long time.
I think he needs an ice pack, deep pore cleanser lotion, water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then an herb-mint facial mask for 10 minutes.
An after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
31 Comments
Trex202@lemmy.world · 179 pts · 11d
Yeah, Wayne be getting mad sun tanning in his Batman suit at night.
frazw@lemmy.world · 57 pts · 11d
Moontan
xkbx@startrek.website · 58 pts · 11d
There is a recurring joke in many Addams Family iterations where they’re moon bathing to keep themselves pale. I tried searching for a picture but all I got was porn
Carrot@lemmy.today · 27 pts · 11d
I'm not sure how you couldn't find it, it was the first link in my search: https://addamsfamily.fandom.com/wiki/Moonbathing Also, I didn't see any porn
Trex202@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 11d
They were using the search bar on pornhub
Fawkes@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 11d
And accidentally left out the "h."
13igTyme@piefed.social · 5 pts · 11d
Some people are just really bad at using search engines and key word searches.
ultrafastsloth@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 11d
Go on…why’d you stop typing
huquad@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 11d
He never said he stopped. He tried, and maybe he still trys. Lord knows Im still looking
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works · 37 pts · 11d
Counterpoint, explosions can tan your skin
CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 11d
He’s too cool to look at explosions.
Gormadt@slrpnk.net · 12 pts · 11d
Def not just strategically avoiding a flash burn
Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 11d
Common mistake, that’s from when he was fighting UV Man.
ch00f@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 11d
There's always someone arc welding in seedy badguy hangouts. Gotta watch that flash burn.
herrvogel@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 11d
Well there actually was this one DC "hero" called Dogwelder who, well, welded dogs to people's faces. With a welder that looked suspiciously like a plasma cutter. Maybe Batman teamed up with him.
notabot@piefed.social · 5 pts · 11d
I thought you were joking, but I had to check, and, no, there really is a character called Dogwelder.
yaroto98@lemmy.world · 72 pts · 11d
This is why he always goes out at night. No tan lines!
daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 29 pts · 11d
Why is this so funny?
Edit: i mean it on the way that I'm laughing my ass off and I don't know why. It's hard to type the tone with this sentence.
Z745812939054@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 11d
if it makes you feel better i'm also getting downvotes for saying "i chortled"
yea, it's funny. why? don't know
toofpic@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 11d
the tone around eyes and mouth is slightly darker
fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 10d
Emojis tend to help convey written tone. I get that we kinda hate them, but they are useful if used right.
"Why is this so funny? 🤣"
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe · 21 pts · 11d
I’M BATEMAN.
toofpic@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 11d
Was he welding in that mask?
Z745812939054@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 11d
ok i chortled
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 11d
"I just believe in unsafe rimjobs. Very unsafe rimjobs. By the way, unrelated question, you like getting your booty ate and have any gastro disease triggers?"
NoPanko@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 11d
No he’s Bateman
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 11d
Surely the black makeup he wears around his eyes must have some SPF.
ChaosCatWitch@feddit.online · 5 pts · 11d
There's a FoxTrot Sunday strip that has this. Jason kept going to Batman films at the theatre again and again and again... his tan line matched what was exposed from wearing his cowl for a long time.
Salvo@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 11d
I think he needs an ice pack, deep pore cleanser lotion, water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then an herb-mint facial mask for 10 minutes. An after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 11d
Wait maybe this is why trump uses all that fake tan!!
TRUMP US BATMAN!!!
SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 11d
He can't rest until he's avenged the death of his best friend, Jeffrey Epstein.