Father, I must confess.

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eurodyne@piefed.world · 58 pts · 6d (6 replies)

I dunno... in 19th century Italy (when this painting was made (The Confession (Molteni))), a Catholic priest might have called this a "bodily perversion" in order to extract a fee for an Indulgence, especially if the priest believed it would be an habitual occurance.

if my art degree is worth anything, its for parsing the moral value of a meme (and booby Italian toast fetishes) in its historic context!

The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 6d (3 replies)

Thank you for your service.

eurodyne@piefed.world · 14 pts · 6d (2 replies)

well, Picard, as you've said: [My] first duty is to the truth

The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 6d (1 reply)

"You don't deserve to wear that uniform."

eurodyne@piefed.world · 12 pts · 6d

Edit: sorry, best I could do while out grocery shopping. Wanted to do something from Final Mission, but I can’t Photoshop while shopping for eggs ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 6d

In the mid-19th century, a "toaster" which bore any resemblance to cleavage wouldn't be invented for at least 50 years.

hirihit640@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 6d

I'm surprised the painting is so old, for some reason the woman's hairstyle looked fairly modern to me

Edit: nevermind I looked at a higher res image. I was confusing parts of her veil as hair bangs

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 6d (1 reply)

"I dress my chickens."

"That's a common way to increase flavor..."

"In actual dresses. With corsets."

"Because of the..."

"Breasts, yes."

TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 6d

indoor chickens have to wear diapers.

my fetish is being a bird in a diaper

Rhaedas@fedia.io · 11 pts · 6d

"Once again, weird."

I think she's doing it to have a reason to go to confession.

TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 6d (2 replies)

I wish I was a toaster oven..

Sabata11792@ani.social · 2 pts · 6d (1 reply)

If its anything like my toaster oven, those burnt cheese drippings are not getting cleaned out.

TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 6d

:)

Codpiece@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 6d (1 reply)

This is how you get crusty baps.

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 6d

And putting it down your skirt is how you get a yeast infection.

tetris11@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 6d

Father, I've got a secret hamster...

fisch@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 6d

I guess this belongs on Femcel Memes

lemmysmash@piefed.social · 2 pts · 6d

Just wait until she tells what happens to the bread next...