I don't get it. I don't think of sex when it rains, neither do I think of farming. I think of reading in bed. I might be reading about sex, but that's not the point.
Also, I'm not thinking about farming when I see a picture of a pretty girl, call me weird, I guess.
25 Comments
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 74 pts · 18d
I don't get it. I don't think of sex when it rains, neither do I think of farming. I think of reading in bed. I might be reading about sex, but that's not the point.
Also, I'm not thinking about farming when I see a picture of a pretty girl, call me weird, I guess.
lath@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 18d
You're thinking of plowing her field aka "farming".
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 35 pts · 18d
The whole time I'm having sex I think about farming so I don't cum instantly.
I think about sexy cows when I want the big finish though.
StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 18d
Guv, then do I have something for you.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 12 pts · 18d
Jesus fuck who do you think I am that’s a sexy alien.
spicehoarder@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 18d
Bogos binted? 👽
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 18d
You had to mention sexy cows.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 9 pts · 18d
Yeah I'm not going to think about the fugly ones.
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 18d
why would you say that to his face, look hes so sad now
why did you do this?
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 3 pts · 18d
CubitOom@infosec.pub · 37 pts · 18d
Rich people don't farm. They pay others to farm for them while calling themselves farm owners.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 18d
Ah, but they consider themselves farmers
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 32 pts · 18d
Every time it rains, I think of plowing.
saltesc@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 18d
You want a ruined plow? That's how you get a ruined plow.
I don't know why I come here for farming advice...
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 18d
You are correct. I should be spreading my seed instead.
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 22 pts · 18d
I'm only happy when it rains
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 18d
I'm only happy when it's complicated
socsa@piefed.social · 2 pts · 18d
It only rains because you're happy
Danarchy@lemmy.nz · 16 pts · 18d
TF I’m gonna grow to get rich offa farming? Drugs?
stickyprimer@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 18d
This is like some deep deep agro-economy hustle culture. Yo don’t be complaining about things - go out there and git them soybeans!!
socsa@piefed.social · 11 pts · 18d
I definitely think of sex when farming tho
ignotum@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 18d
I think of farm when sexing
lemmysmash@piefed.social · 10 pts · 17d
TBH I think of sex even when it's not raining. Hmm... maybe I should start OnlyFans to get rich...
boonhet@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 18d
Well you can't really do a lot of things on the fields when it's muddy anyway
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 18d
What about rice farming? Lots of pictures of people knee deep in mud planting rice