Texts from mom

458 points · 23 comments · view on lemmy.world

23 Comments

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 102 pts · 18d (7 replies)

That white dot is deeply offensive to me.

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 17d (1 reply)

my mother was killed by a white dot.

corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 0 pts · 17d

Describe, in single words only, the good things that come into your mind... about your mother.

ultrafastsloth@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 17d (2 replies)

you forgor to preface with:

Im no racist but...

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 15 pts · 17d

I'd still hate it if it was a black, red, brown or yellow dot.

AfterlifeAdventures@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 17d

Hey we all start out white at some point!!

MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 17d

It was a crumb of food on the screenshot.

Wispy2891@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 17d

Eh, otherwise the "ultradumb" facebook ranking algorithm totally doesn't know.

Onlyfons? Ok, it's rated appropriate for children, and pad the post with some porn ads that the algorithm totally "accidentally" missed

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 76 pts · 18d (2 replies)

It’s that store right next to Spatula City.

TheRealKuni@piefed.social · 34 pts · 18d (1 reply)

Spatula City,
We sell spatulas…
And that’s all!

ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works · 31 pts · 18d

charokol@lemmy.zip · 44 pts · 17d (2 replies)

Someone who doesn’t know what onlyfans is wouldn’t spell it as one word

bandanawearingbanana@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 17d

OP's mom is a gooner in disguise.

DrStanleyGoodspeed@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 13d

Maybe autocorrect knows what we’re up to

psx_crab@lemmy.zip · 38 pts · 18d (2 replies)

It's a place where people share their hobby, duh.

Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 18d (1 reply)

That was the original intent, anyways. They threatened to ban NSFW to go back to their roots, and creators began preping to run away

bedwyr@piefed.ca · 9 pts · 17d

Actually they threatened to ban nsfw content to get wall street backing for going public and debt financing and the like, as I read.

TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 17d

This censorship is pathetic

huppakee@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 18d

It's a community for collectors of fans, duh. Just send your mom this video and she'll be fully up to date: Meet Reece, King of the Fans | My Kid's Obsession.

TomMasz@piefed.social · 10 pts · 17d (1 reply)

Why do the ladies at church know this?

Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 17d

Their sons know OP's only fans and they live back at home with mom after their divorce.

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 17d

I'm just grateful that were my mom still alive she wouldn't mind that her daughter turned out to be a slut. She wouldn't want to know, but that's fine, I wouldn't want to tell her. But it wouldn't cause problems

Solrac@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 17d