Become ungovernable

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23 Comments

panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 65 pts · 4d (2 replies)

This us a creative way to turn an assault charge into attempted murder

davidgro@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 4d

At minimum I'd think assault with a deadly weapon.

I really hope he got charged as seriously as this really is.

finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3d

Premeditated, too!

Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 4d (2 replies)

"dirts"

UninterestingVoid@reddthat.com · 16 pts · 4d

he peanutbuttered his hands.

Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 4d

Glad someone else thought that was odd. It's like the phrase "he covered his hands in pb." Doesn't exist

expatriado@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 4d (1 reply)

third peanut butter post today, may as well post some jelly OP

The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 4d

Someone linked to another popular peanut butter post today, so I decided to offer the universe what it clearly wants.

Skyline969@piefed.ca · 14 pts · 4d (2 replies)

I’m a simple man. I see a Path of Exile meme, I upvote it.

whatsisface@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 4d

An old PoE meme too. Fatal Toxins hasn't had 100% poison damage for 10 years.

desmosthenes@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3d

came here to say this

Vinny_93@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 4d (2 replies)

Hate to be this guy but peanuts are legumes. Nut allergies and peanut allergies are two different things. Even within nut allergies there are different reactions for different but groups.

CorrectAlias@piefed.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 4d

As someone allergic to all tree nuts, most people (including a lot of restaurants) tend to think that I'm allergic to peanuts and coconut. I have to always state that peanuts and coconut are fine.

bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 4d

DO YOU HAVE LEGUUUUUMESSS??

AviAdi@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 4d (4 replies)

Creamy or crunchy? 🤔🤔🤔

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · -4 pts · 4d (3 replies)

Crunchy on the outside, creamy on the inside. Just like my butt.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 4d
elevenbones@sh.itjust.works · -1 pts · 4d (1 reply)

Please seek a mental health professional

WolfLink@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 4d

He’s on Lemmy, it’s too late for that already

swelter_spark@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 4d

Did it work is what I want to know?

curiousaur@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 4d (1 reply)

Remember the kid in London who threw a piece of cheese at his classmate who was allergic and he fucking died.

chunkystyles@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 3d

Well that was a tragic read.

tabularasa@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 4d

Diabolical....