What would've happened if Weird Al were there?

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gedaliyah@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 8d (2 replies)

"Everybody died, except for me. Because I had my tray table up and my seatback in the full upright position"

  • Weird Al

(Actually, look it up)

cally@piefed.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 8d (1 reply)

In AAA-AAA-AAAAA-AAALBUQUERQUE 🎸🎼🎸🎸🎶🎸🎶

EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 8d

I was problematically blasting that while visiting there and I’ve no shame about it.

okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 8d (2 replies)

TheGoldenV@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 8d

What’s up Doc?

db2@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 8d

The plane flies badly, shits itself and declares victory?

trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 8d (5 replies)

This needs context. What plane is het talking about?

winety@lemmy.zip · 32 pts · 8d (4 replies)

Mark Wahlberg is known for saying he could've stopped 9/11 from happening.

SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org · 41 pts · 8d

Then why didn't he? What an asshole!

trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 8d (2 replies)

Thanks. I've never heard of him.

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 8d (1 reply)

I think he’s a hamburger salesman.

athatet@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 8d

And has an enormous dong.

runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 8d

Rowan Atkinson (aka Mr. Bean). The hijackers were targeting the WTC but somehow end up in the Thames instead.

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 8d

Larry David: the hijackers break into the cabin of the aircraft while he hides his face behind a hand in a feeble attempt to avoid being recognized. He tries to remain calm, thinks they just want money and a trip to a place without extradition. He's only half right.

The plane changes course. Its new destination: the North Tower of the World Trade Center. Wide shot of the plane on the final stage of its powered journey, cut to credits, "Curb Your Enthusiasm" theme plays.

luthis@lemmy.nz · 3 pts · 8d

The entire city, like dominoes

thesohoriots@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 8d (1 reply)

Gilbert Gottfried’s shrieking voice enters the chat and accidentally roasts them straight into Indian Point Energy Center.