The only harassment I see here is HR shaming Ethan and his slugona.
Fact: Ethan requested consent. At any point you can tell Ethan that you do not want to participate.
In fact, none of the listed options are harassment, though I would not like John touching me and would ask him not to without permission, or in the case of aiding me in an emergency.
A pat on the back is a cultural thing, it's important to understand the differences between cultural expression and harassment.
It's not to say that you have to be okay with it or that you are not allowed to state your discontent, it's just these issues need to be handled in different ways.
A back pat can be handled in a "Hey John this is making some people uncomfortable please stop" way where true harassment should be handled in a "John you're fired" kind of way.
Those are the ideal scenarios though, as we know people aren't always fired for harassment.
It's B. Because we all know that Cindy is one water cooler away from an AR-15 mass shooting incident.
We know how passive aggressive she is. Oh, and it's Tuesday.
And you know Cindy would claim it's an Emotional Support Weapon, because we all know she didn't properly train and license it to be a proper Service Weapon.
31 Comments
etaoin@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 119 pts · 2d
Well John didn't ask for consent on A, but Ethan did ask for consent in C. So the answer has to be A
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 75 pts · 2d
The only harassment I see here is HR shaming Ethan and his slugona.
Fact: Ethan requested consent. At any point you can tell Ethan that you do not want to participate.
In fact, none of the listed options are harassment, though I would not like John touching me and would ask him not to without permission, or in the case of aiding me in an emergency.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 5 pts · 2d
I don’t think that “bring your whole self to work” includes this.
KonditionMacht@feddit.org · 0 pts · 1d
Touching a Person without consent is harassment in my opinion. Don't go around touching people especially at work.
arrow74@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 1d
A pat on the back is a cultural thing, it's important to understand the differences between cultural expression and harassment.
It's not to say that you have to be okay with it or that you are not allowed to state your discontent, it's just these issues need to be handled in different ways.
A back pat can be handled in a "Hey John this is making some people uncomfortable please stop" way where true harassment should be handled in a "John you're fired" kind of way.
Those are the ideal scenarios though, as we know people aren't always fired for harassment.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 2d
There are no bad slugs.
snoons@lemmy.ca · 34 pts · 2d
"Bad slug! Look at the mess you've made for the cleaning crew!" *nat d20 salt toss
ignotum@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1d
Nat 20 toss?
Half the salt goes straight in his eyes, the other half hits his mouth during an inhale, filling his lungs
Ethan takes 4d6 poison damage and is blinded
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3h
You then watch in horror as Ethan grows a visible boner.
xkbx@startrek.website · 26 pts · 2d
yes the back is an erogenous zone second only to the boobie
applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 2d
i think you might be joking but... for me it really is. ive almost climaxed from a back massage multiple times. bodies are weird sometimes.
ramble81@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1d
There are people whose feet are erogenous. People are weird.
SailorFuzz@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2d
::: spoiler Ethan IRL
snoons@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 2d
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1d
🥵
Zier@fedia.io · 18 pts · 2d
It's B. Because we all know that Cindy is one water cooler away from an AR-15 mass shooting incident. We know how passive aggressive she is. Oh, and it's Tuesday.
doenietzomoeilijk@discuss.tchncs.de · 11 pts · 2d
Yet another health benefit of working from home: fucking Cindy and her fucking AR-15.
chunk6235@piefed.social · 1 pts · 1d
And you know Cindy would claim it's an Emotional Support Weapon, because we all know she didn't properly train and license it to be a proper Service Weapon.
SMH my head
alapakala@quokk.au · 16 pts · 2d
If you pass, and get hired, be sure to solidify with workers and unionize.✊🏿
N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 2d
Would throw salt
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1d
Please, only pink himalayan salt.
... us slug boys have standards.
TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 2d
does lemmy have an HR cause i gotta report this post ;p
Mantzy81@aussie.zone · 11 pts · 2d
All of them could be. Mostly Cindy though. Ethan sounds like fun.
Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 1d
bad little slug ~
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1d
~~~`°´
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1d
Dip John's hands in saltwater and send him to Ethan.
CausticFlames@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 2d
Not the entirely vibe-coded by kimi K3 HR Training Portal T-T
greenbit@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 1d
We need whimsy so it's A
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 1d
I know which one I'd be more wary of (it's John)
welfare_wizard@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 1d
Atleast slug boy isn't touching me without my consent
Quokka@quokk.au · 2 pts · 1d
Always remember human rulesources is there to protect the company first and foremost.