c/lemmyshitpost · by Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 2dWisdom 187 points · 42 comments · view on lemmy.world
42 Comments
chefdano3@lemmy.zip · 54 pts · 2d
"The early bird money the worm"
WTF is this nonsense.
OddDeer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 86 pts · 2d
Well, that's you're age
Kanda@reddthat.com · 6 pts · 2d
Oh no, now he's age
gex@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 2d
Now read it backwards
ramasses@social.ozymandias.club · 30 pts · 2d
Send it to 10 people or mark zuckerburg will show up at your house with lizards
yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2d
cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2d
It would just be a salazar of lizards
exu@feditown.com · 10 pts · 2d
mrow :3
poolcritter@pawb.social · 1 pts · 26m
mrow :3
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2d
ti
zikzak025@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2d
mrow eht yenom drib ylrae ehT
Donkter@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1d
Yvan eht nioj
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2d
That’s your zodiac.
whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 2d
Modsiw
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 2d
Wisdom
tyranny@crazypeople.online · 16 pts · 2d
Wisdom
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2d
Wisdom
UntimedDiffusion@piefed.zip · 13 pts · 2d
Wisdom
sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2d
That's you're age
kubica@fedia.io · 29 pts · 2d
Adhering to the classic meaning of shitpost, nice.
Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 15 pts · 2d
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Lie in.
Makeshift@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2d
And of course, the early worm gets eaten.
Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2d
The latest bird may end up being the earliest. Lock the fuck in, gamers
pitaya@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1d
The early worm will be late
kalpol@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1d
But can you money the cheese
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 2d
What did Michael Cera do now?
wjrii@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2d
I'm sorry, but that's clearly Andy Samberg.
crazycraw@crazypeople.online · 4 pts · 2d
more cocaine
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 2d
Cocaine is worms?
sychthys@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d
Yeah, they're both lines
Usernamealreadyinuse@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2d
Thank you, this made me blow a single burst off air trough my nose!
And is there a word for?
Reality@feddit.org · 4 pts · 2d
In German the word for it is schnaufen
wieson@feddit.org · 3 pts · 1d
Schnaufen is in and out. Schnauben ist only out. But it might also differ regionally
Reality@feddit.org · 1 pts · 1d
True
xia@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2d
"neese", but rare enough that even OED gets it only half-right
LemmyPlaceDN@europe.pub · 4 pts · 2d
But what if the early worm birds the get and stones two worms with one bird?
Think about it.
timeghost@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2d
That's worth two in the bush.
Nomad@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 2d
Jesse Eisenberg is a smart dude. Haven't seen English that wrong in quite some time. Doesn't do him justice.
Chick0nPlayz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2d
Entrapranure is the goat
weps@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d
the early worm gets eaten
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe · 2 pts · 2d
What’s you’re age again?
whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 2d
What a nincompoop