c/shitposting · by oldmanalex@sh.itjust.works · 1d

here for the demons

211 points · 20 comments · view on lemmy.world

20 Comments

meco03211@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 1d (3 replies)

I guarantee that is not what the pastor in question looks like.

TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1d (2 replies)

Maybe but i think it's UK judging from the look of the church and the ever cloudy skies. The Anglican Church allow women to become pastors.

Tikiporch@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1d (1 reply)

In the only actual news story with this scenario, it's actually a male pastor. https://www.newsweek.com/minister-new-jersey-oral-sex-exorcism-1449847

All those mentioning a female pastor are fairly recent and the lady is different in appearance with the same details, but no actual news source other than the social media post itself.

Noodle07@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 21h

So what ? An exorcism is an exorcism, I'm in

nothingcorporate@lemmy.today · 23 pts · 1d

billwashere@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Well I guess that MIGHT make me less atheist.

a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1d

And full of demons?

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 14 pts · 1d (4 replies)

Sucking out their ~~semens~~ demons.

mushroommunk@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 1d (3 replies)

If you haven't seen "one battle after another" I'll try not to spoil anything but someone in it legitimately believes "semen demons" are a thing

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 1d (2 replies)

Yeah. They're usually called a succubus, tho.

raman_klogius@ani.social · 3 pts · 1d (1 reply)

But also incubus

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 1d

Pardon me. I'll just be over here bursting into flames.

altphoto@lemmy.today · 12 pts · 1d

I also would like to be informed about the location of this very important soul filtering institution.

SomGye@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1d

I’m totally full of demons too

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 1d

I got the Demons.

Marthirial@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1d

Isn't this what most churches are for just with less attractive ~~offenders~~ representatives of God?

tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 5 pts · 1d

Doing the Lord’s work.

CubitOom@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 1d

Gorillaz - Spitting Out The Demons

AfterlifeAdventures@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d

My demon's need to be released who gonna help convert this atheist?

Kanda@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 23h

So she's like a demon amalgamator? When will she become too powerful and bring doom upon us all?