c/lemmyshitpost · by VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online · 8dFlu season comin'. Keep yourself safe 553 points · 21 comments · view on lemmy.world
21 Comments
devaly@ani.social · 61 pts · 8d
both your hands are on the floor
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 20 pts · 8d
But if he does it on his knuckles, it’s 78% less bacteria than palms on the ground?
CorrenteAlternata@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 8d
and you don't know whether the floor is more, less or equally filled with bacteria than the person standing in front of you!
bitteroldcoot@piefed.social · 34 pts · 8d
Not really on the "sweep the leg". When they land they will spew a cloud of viruses as the wind gets knocked out of him.
You need to quickly follow the sweep with a triple backwards somersault to exit the danger zone.
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 8d
It's really trivial and barely an inconvenience.
Zachariah@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 8d
pretty much implied
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 8d
Ah no, you have to put your hands on the floor to sweep the leg. Lots of germs there. Best to wash your hands, mask up, and vaccinate.
Denjin@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 8d
Flu is a virus. Checkmate
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 8d
Bicycle kick: 60% less viruses
Uppercut: 85% less viruses
Thunderbolt attack: 90% less viruses
Rocket/fireball: 100% less viruses
Freezing: 100% more viruses
dillekant@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 5d
Toastie!!!
queermunist@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 8d
Why do people feel the need to touch complete strangers? Just bow.
Zachariah@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 8d
ah, throw them off guard before you
sweep the leg
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 8d
Never lower your eyes to an enemy.
starchylemming@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 8d
On that note:
A little kiss also transfers less bacteria than a handshake
Now come and greet uncle fatso
kibblebits@quokk.au · 2 pts · 8d
I think we should all have to wave in unison as our supreme leader drives by.
👋👋👋✋👋👋👋
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 8d
The air high five from Demolition Man has zero physical contact so no germ transfers that way.
https://noai.duckduckgo.com/?q=air+high+five+demolition+man&rpl=1&ia=images&iax=images&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia1.tenor.com%2Fimages%2Fa2842713158a63105411da7a7da5f869%2Ftenor.gif%3Fitemid%3D16514824
Zachariah@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 8d
boot to the head
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 8d
And one for Jenny and the wimp.
hydrashok@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 8d
Rex Kwon Do graduate.
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 8d
For the knuckles and tops of your fingers, is this not what you might use to scratch your nose with? That’s why this greeting always bothers me.
Etterra@discuss.online · 1 pts · 8d
What about an elbow to the throat?