Well OK then

If you beat me off, I will come on your property.

That sounds a bit like a fatal infinite loop scenario...

They call him The Handyman.

Thank you, come again.

The line starts at dusk. People stare at the ground, keep apart, and don't talk.

The owner looking at me slowly climb his fence for the fourth time this week

Heading there now.

I have to come first and then you beat me off?

Well don't threaten me with a good time

Beating someone off is a reward,
beating someone off when they are still sore from coming on your property mere moments earlier, that's borderline a warcrime

OwO

Promise?

Trespassers will come. Survivors will come again.

Slop