c/lemmyshitpost · by Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 12dIts a steal at that price 323 points · 25 comments · view on lemmy.world
25 Comments
dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 11d
Which hole does the hotdog go in
tias@discuss.tchncs.de · 18 pts · 11d
The hotdog goes in the bottom hole, mayo goes into one of the upper ones at your discretion
my_hat_stinks@programming.dev · 8 pts · 11d
Got it, hotdog in bottom hole... Now what do I do with the mask?
lime@feddit.nu · 2 pts · 11d
absolute ovum for the eyes
we_need_more_dwellings@piefed.world · 10 pts · 11d
Square hole :-)
iamericandre@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 11d
MrShankles@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 11d
Either of them?
daggermoon@piefed.world · 13 pts · 11d
That's not what that is.
Edit: On a side note: I think bondage masks are ugly as fuck and the opposite of sexy. Am I alone here?
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 11d
I am not exactly sure they are supposed to be sexy in the first place
tetris11@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 11d
what is the appeal then?
Randelung@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 11d
The bondage? Sensory deprivation, loss of control, loss of facial features, loss of speech - any combination of those and more. I find the concept very hot. Each padlock is +10 heart rate.
tetris11@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 11d
Ah I can see it a little, thanks
icelimit@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 11d
Being unsexy. Like how an antijoke is funny in the right context maybe?
bhamlin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 11d
Yeah, the mask isn't sexy. Commanding someone to wear the mask is what's sexy.
Impound4017@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 11d
Yes, that is the joke.
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 12d
I mean...technically it is a 'hotdog' eating mask
MajinBlayze@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 12d
That's the joke
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 11d
altphoto@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 11d
OwOarchist@pawb.social · 9 pts · 11d
That actually really is a bargain price. I'm sure something like this would cost at least $100 new, maybe much more.
trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 11d
With second hand I'd worry about sanitation through, is it really possible to clean the seams well enough to make it worth it?
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 11d
All the seller has to do is tell the buyer that they are a dirty slut and to put it on and they would have no choice but to.
I believe it's all part of the first competitive hotdog eating charter.
Marthirial@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 12d
You wear this and lose to some skinny Asian guy.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 5 pts · 11d
Wiener after wiener after wiener.
bhamlin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 11d
Sounds like my kind of party. 😏
fartographer@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 11d
A lil' hotdog for your eyeball